What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[SassySheDevil]

Ugh. 9pm and I'm ready for bed. I'm old.

 

[36524]

******

 

[LostGirlTink]

Insomnia is a bitch

 

[NC_OBX80]

Insomnia is a bitch

Tell me about it...(hi you!)

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wondering how someone so delightful escaped my attention for so long.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I bloody well should be asleep

 

[F3x0r]

I love rugby...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking I may be on the verge of setting a personal record for most self-induced orgasms in a 24-hour period, but I've lost track. This shouldn't be happening at my age. I'm beginning to suspect I have a brain tumor.

 

[Justis]

I wonder what will happen now..

 

[Misshotndeep]

Thinking I may be on the verge of setting a personal record for most self-induced orgasms in a 24-hour period, but I've lost track. This shouldn't be happening at my age. I'm beginning to suspect I have a brain tumor.

Your bragging about masturbating... are you 15... better yet don’t answer. Just go over to a corner and lick yourself. Smh

 

[smtst5]

And I’m off to my class reunion. Haven’t seen most of my classmates since graduation night.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Your bragging about masturbating... are you 15... better yet don’t answer. Just go over to a corner and lick yourself. Smh

Har! It's been a few years since I could lick myself. And no bragging here--I'm genuinely concerned about this recent, excessive bout of self-indulgence. I need to knock it off.

 

[Justis]

Just breath through the pain and eventually I’ll come out the other side.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Sometimes I wonder where people have tucked their souls. They are not using them, that’s for sure. Cruelty is just not sexy.

Your observations will yield better results if you operate under the theory that the soul is non-existent.

Consider it like the cosmological constant--something to plug in just to make the numbers add up.

Nihilism seems to be the philosophy that gybes best with most of the evidence.

I wish lit had better ignore. That one guys BS really brings down the value.

I agree wholeheartedly!

It would be nice if ignore was sophisticated enough to integrate with quotedn messages.

Maybe when they launch the updated website.

 

[Suz_anne]

*unrelated to any previous commenters*

For the love of god and everything holy, shut. your. pie. hole.

 

[BadAmy]

*unrelated to any previous commenters*

For the love of god and everything holy, shut. your. pie. hole.

oh. all right.

 

[Shi_One81]

I think I’m never having sex again

I retract this statement, it finally happened

 

[BadAmy]

I retract this statement, it finally happened

https://media.giphy.com/media/P9AcFvOP8zByE/giphy.gif

 

[13Fantasies]

I retract this statement, it finally happened

Lucky bastard. -Sigh-

Oh well. There's always tomorrow...?

-Adds another day to his sex less record-

 

[tnman03]

Well I wasn’t expecting to be mowing a neighbor’s yard today when I started mowing mine.

 

[tnman03]

I retract this statement, it finally happened

https://i.imgur.com/FVa0QX8l.png


I'll agree with 13th Fantasy in that whoever it was is a lucky guy indeed.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I get rather animated when I'm angry or upset, but, I have to feel truly threatened before I act.

I hope I've taught my boys that controlling one's temper takes practice and patience, and oftentimes the patience one must have is with oneself.

I struggle with teaching teenage boys this concept, what with how horrible children are to one another these days. It's understandable that with their emotional immaturity, the tendency is to react first. I'm finding that redirecting the frustration they feel as they grow up is a daunting task, since,
Lord knows, it's been a hundred years since I was a teenager. And I had a different set of stressors as a teen.

*deep breaths*

 

[beachbaby179]

^^^the good news, RA, is that they don't remain teenagers forever. Sometimes it just seems that way. Hang in there!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

^^^the good news, RA, is that they don't remain teenagers forever. Sometimes it just seems that way. Hang in there!

thank you, I know you have firsthand experience.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking how blessed I’ve always felt that I not only love my children, I genuinely like them. They’re cool as shit. And apart from that one minor adolescent pot bust at the beach, not much trouble.