What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[mnbreastluver]

The adult version of 'head, shoulders, knees, and toes' is 'phone, wallet and keys’.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Gemma-O has a nice butt

 

[AlwaysFara]

Gemma-O has a nice butt

That’s not really him, but she does.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A "thot" is just a ho with her T T's out.

 

[Elgirldani]

Valentine's Day is just Thursday to those of us who are single this year.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

How will my short be received when critiqued at the Writer's Group meeting tonight?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm feeling kind if guilty because I just saw a guy walking pretty quickly down the sidewalk pushing a stroller and my first thought was "Is he stealing that baby??!"

Now... hear me out... he probably wasn't stealing a baby. He's probably a nice young dad out for a walk with his kid but.... what if he WAS stealing that baby!?

#conflicted

 

[mnbreastluver]

Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They are both perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

 

[Elgirldani]

I wish I could go home, instead of working 3 more hours.

 

[Girly_girl]

Valentine's Day is just Thursday to those of us who are single this year.

Agreed!! Was thinking the very same thing.

 

[lacandy]

Not really what I was hoping for...

 

[JennyNo1]

Nice. I'm invisible.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I don’t want him. You can have him. Please. For the love of God.

 

[Elgirldani]

Guess I’ll get an early night tonight since no one seems to be chatty.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pooping is like having reverse anal sex with the food you ate.

 

[JerseyJade]

Pooping is like having reverse anal sex with the food you ate.

I'm thinking... that is SO gross!

 

[VikingDaddy]

I'm thinking I wish I had a "cookie" to eat.

 

[zydrate]

I so wanna feel better....blech...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.

 

[cliteatingman]

I so wanna feel better....blech...

I am sorry you do not feel well

 

[SlyderInside]

It sucks to hurt people, and to be (rightfully) called out on it.
It sucks worse to lose contact with someone.
It sucks the worst to be sad about feeling this way and realize that they've felt like this for far longer. Because of your actions.

Maybe this should have been in the I need a hug thread....

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Pffffffffft. Good try, but no cigar.

 

[Spenser41]

Seriously? I expected more than that.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Tomorrow all the Valentine's Day candy goes on sale!!!!

 

[Spenser41]

Tomorrow all the Valentine's Day candy goes on sale!!!!

Man that piece of pie looks good.