What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[SassySheDevil]

Tomorrow has to be better. I will sleep with good thoughts and hope they both wake up feeling better.

 

[ydahecnot]

I wish all my showers were like that

 

[ydahecnot]

Amish women can't use vibrators. Pity...

Surely buggy-powered ones are OK

 

[SassySheDevil]

I needed this laugh.
https://www.scarymommy.com/zillow-listing-sex-den/

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I needed this laugh.
https://www.scarymommy.com/zillow-listing-sex-den/

Haha! I’ve found my next holiday let

 

[KaceyLoveington]

Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we've tried... so far.

This caused me to chuckle...and consider removing Honey from the shopping list!

 

[CharlieB4]

I shouldn’t have had that last beer and I need to go to bed.

 

[steelyblue73]

I’ve heard it said that if you consume local honey, it can help with allergy relief.
Note to self: Devour plenty of honey this coming spring.

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90308747&postcount=1690

 

[mnbreastluver]

When we figured out the technology of plastic, a material that takes a long time to erode, we used it as a disposable rather than finding ways to implement it into infrastructure. By that logic, when we discover wormhole technology we'll be using it to get the last chip from the pringles tube.

 

[lacandy]

I feel a little catty when the one bride lowballing all the others on Four Weddings doesn’t win...also I wish they’d had a companion show where the brides were filmed watching the show!

 

[ydahecnot]

O the humanity

 

[mnbreastluver]

The first guy who licked a toad and then found out he got fucked up must have been a really fucked up guy to begin with.

 

[standard1]

Still rockin 6,906

 

[MrEd63]

Hope tonight is better than last night

 

[mnbreastluver]

People say stretching or exercising in the morning makes your entire day better, but managing to take the big crap before you leave for work has a much stronger and longer lasting positive impact on your day

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m thinking about height in relation to penis size. I used to always think, tall man = big/long penis. In my limited scientific research I’ve found this to be false. It’s usually the average height guys with the larger dicks. Anyone else ever have these thoughts or am I the only perverted one who has?

 

[navytime09]

Satellite Friends. The "one that got away" thread got me thinking about those wonderful people who pop back into our lives every once in a while, hang out for minute like nothing ever changed and then, suddenly are gone again. I miss some of those people, the ones that run towards you with excitement.

 

[Xerxes82]

I have now had time to play three full rounds of Trash Pandas in between customers. Which is fun, and so much better than being bored. But I'd rather be busy!

Edit: Apparently the universe was waiting for me to post. Business ahoy!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a very bad idea.

 

[Miles Long]

I'm thinking I'm pretty hungry.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm thinking that plate of spaghetti I just had made me full.

 

[Xerxes82]

Only *I* could spend all day walking across icy sidewalks and driveways without falling down or slipping, just to twist my knee while getting out of the car.

I suck at life.

 

[standard1]

I’m just gonna stop thinkin’ for a lil’ while.

 

[navytime09]

Thinking about fighting the cold with margaritas!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If we listened to music the same way we watched pornography, we'd constantly seek out different cover versions of our five favorite songs.