What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[Shi_One81]

Will this pain ever let up?!

 

[lacandy]

Who knew there were so many grocery store euphemisms?

 

[Elgirldani]

I hope I can make this work.

 

[MrEd63]

I hope I can make this work.

Am i really such a dull and boring person?

 

[mnbreastluver]

They don't make heart-shaped tortilla chips for Valentine's Day because most of the bag would be filled with broken hearts.

 

[Elgirldani]

They don't make heart-shaped tortilla chips for Valentine's Day because most of the bag would be filled with broken hearts.

And now I'm thinking I wish they made heart shaped tortilla chips... lol.

 

[mnbreastluver]

On Valentine’s Day millions of women will take part in sniffing plants genitals in a yearly ritual.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I wonder if bourbon tastes better from a tumbler or off his lips?

 

[Xerxes82]

Friday night in. I needed this.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m so damn bored

 

[mellowyellows]

I need to be resting but I really don’t wanna waste the time.

 

[Trouble_maker]

I think some wine might be in order...

 

[standard1]

Gloating is so elegant, don’t you think?

 

[beachbaby179]

Amish women can't use vibrators. Pity...

 

[Trouble_maker]

Amish women can't use vibrators. Pity...

Um, that’s not entirely true...

 

[beachbaby179]

Um, that’s not entirely true...

Well ok. Not the rechargeable ones then?

 

[Xerxes82]

And that's why I don't usually make the effort. Oh well, growth through failure.

 

[jasonmason]

The hottub is going to feel good tonight

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m pretty proud of myself for doing what was best for me and my kiddo and not thinking about how it’ll impact my ex husband. He’s my ex for a reason and damnit I can do this shit on my own and if he doesn’t like it, he car hire a lawy- - ..... wait a minute I gave in and let him take advantage of me even after the divorce, bitch it’s already in writing you’re just used to me giving in. #mommagotabackbone

 

[mnbreastluver]

Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we've tried... so far.

 

[HBergeron]

I'm thinking eat shit, motherfuckers - we WIN!!!!

According to USA Today, the little town of Mendota CA has beaten every single other municipality in the entire Country to win the title of #1 worst city in the USA!

Woo-hoo! We're number one! We're number one!

Wait... what?

 

[Elgirldani]

I need these pain meds to kick in so I can sleep.

 

[Taegul]

Should I do it? Hmm, I just don't know...

 

[Taegul]

There have been so many sequels in the Final Fantasy series that it kind of seems like false advertising to use the word "Final" at this point.

 

[Jada59]

The cheese is melted and tet the sandwich isn't hot!