What Are You Thinking? Continued 2

[Misshotndeep]

So many pills. I hate being sick. I mean just hate it. Being single and sick means calling your mom or BFF. Since my BFF lives a few thousand miles away I had to call my mom. She is quite eccentric. Ugh! Dealing with her sober takes effort, sick me just hung up the phone and decided to die quietly.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I’m thinking that was the hottest story I’ve ever read.

 

[Bellissa]

I’m thinking that was the hottest story I’ve ever read.

Really! How can I find it?

 

[base10]

Really! How can I find it?

Now I'm curious

 

[beachbaby179]

It is amazingly cold, even for here.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you put a humidifier and a de-humidifier in the same room, you can wirelessly transfer water

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am sick of coughing but need to cough to get better. Sigh....ugh...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Woman saying daddy during sex is normal, but a guy that says mommy during sex is really gross.

 

[numeniusa]

It was a bit smaller than I expected. And not as white...

 

[Beachgirl22]

So.... Katy Perry once humped a tree in school?! and the tree called Tom Cruise?

 

[mnbreastluver]

The person who came up with surgery probably had a hard time selling the idea to the first patient.

 

[standard1]

Hell, it’s been a long time.

 

[JustAnotherMD]

This place is really, really quiet.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

My long showers would get me some finger waggles. Well, more like my ass smacked good. He wouldn’t drag me out of the shower would he?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

ABBRACADABBRA!!

nope, you're still an asshole

 

[mnbreastluver]

Out of all the myths we were given as kids the tooth fairy was by far the weirdest and most unnecessary

 

[Xerxes82]

I’ll see you, and raise you one asshole, and a creep.

That's too many assholes for this little straight. Fold.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

 

[sneb]

The right way to scream is to sing in silence.

 

[mnbreastluver]

They really need to add shoveling snow as an activity in all these workout tracking apps.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You can't unsee that.
My eyes have been raped.
People and their signatures.

Ohhhhh... *puts person on ignore*

 

[LostGirlTink]

I’m not even embarrassed that I keep bursting into tears in 2 of the 4 airports so far today...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m not even embarrassed that I keep bursting into tears in 2 of the 4 airports so far today...

****hugzzz****

There's no reason to be embarrassed.

 

[steelyblue73]

That I don’t have an umbrella and I hope I can make it to my parking lot before the skies open up... ️

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am at urgent care. I am coughing so hard it actually hurts, but all my vitals are on point. Silly body. Colds are for kids. We skip that shit and go straight for the deep tissue infections. Smh