LikeableMe
Flawed but REAL
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My legs are smooth as a baby’s bottom 
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My legs are smooth as a baby’s bottom![]()
This will need to be verified by an independent authority. Preferably one that carry's a baby around with them.
Hmmhave anyone in mind?
I do NOT carry a baby around with me, but I could inspect the smoothness of your legs, and consult with the independent authority later.
How does that sound?
Well, I’d need to know a little more about your qualifications in said role![]()
I know smooth. I'm smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy. I'm smoother than silk on a shoeshine. I'm smoother than a gravy sandwich.
Sold yet?
I think a lot of the time we all forget that the people we make dirty comments or flirt with on the boards actually happen to be people as well.![]()
Yes, people do. It is actually what I like. Getting to know a person can make things oh so much more enjoyable.
The getting to know is people through flirting is great.. but when that person feels worst for the attention not so much.
Then they need to balls up and say something. No one is a mind reader on here. Goodness knows I have sent more than a few packing for made me uncomfy.
I was feeling really down and sad earlier today.
I’m not grumpy, I’m actually fairly close to giddy...and horny ...but a margarita sounds amazing, can I have one anyway?
I’ll beg if I have to![]()
I'm a ray of sunshine, TYVM.

You beautiful motherfucker, you.
I love you.
You two have the cutest nicknames for each other
Lol
Tonight I’m having enchiladas so a marg would perfect