Qky75
TTYL
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All theI have a big head, little arms and want to give you squishy hugs. But..if you don't want the hugs...
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All theI have a big head, little arms and want to give you squishy hugs. But..if you don't want the hugs...
Has this really been going on for 40 minutes???I shouldn't have gone there, but I did.
Maybe I should have just backed out slowly, but GOOD GRIEF, CHARLIE BROWN. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Yes... PLEASE and thank you!Wanna borrow this?
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You deserve both! My mom has little arms and gives the best squishy bread hugsI deserve squished bread? I deserve to be eaten by a T-REX?
You know, when you're so drunk and so horny that you just won't go upstairs and wake your partner up for some frisky time.Has this really been going on for 40 minutes???
same girl...same...You know, when you're so drunk and so horny that you just won't go upstairs and wake your partner up for some frisky time.![]()
we should make a lit yearbook... of our favorite "roll your eyes out loud" momentsYou know, when you're so drunk and so horny that you just won't go upstairs and wake your partner up for some frisky time.![]()
I don't hate myself that much!we should make a lit yearbook... of our favorite "roll your eyes out loud" moments
a new awardwe should make a lit yearbook... of our favorite "roll your eyes out loud" moments
why would you want to take all the fun out of making bad decisions?I'm thinking you should have to blow into a keyboard breathalyzer before you're able to log-on.
Because people are stoopid?why would you want to take all the fun out of making bad decisions?
I just heard Wicked Game by Chris Isaak. Took me back to my glory days, when I was young and single, handsome and charming (shut up), body like a Greek statue (I can still HEAR you), back when karaoke was a thing and I had the voice of a male angel (okay, now you're just being mean). I would go to the 19th hole of a local golf course on Friday nights and win the karaoke contest with that song, which covered my bar tab for the night. And you want to talk about a panty-dropper?
Mine fell down every time I hit that final high note.
*hugs her tightly*Why the fuck do we have to go through this shit every damn year? And why is what you do have never enough?!!