What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[NeonSubtlety]

There’s also an allegory. If a metaphor were a bite of something, an allegory would be the 3-course meal.

 

[SmokingFap]

Nope it isn’t, they’re two different things - you’ll have to find something else lol!
A simile says something is like something, while a metaphor implies it is the thing
Simple example
Simile - His cock is like a monument separating clouds
Metaphor - His cock is a monument, separating the clouds above
There are of course more poetic examples, but this is Lit so…

You got me, Miss Smarty Pants. I got them backwards. The joke makes sense if done correctly.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Okay...serious moment here. That is actually a major HR violation and is punishable with termination at most workplaces.

Judge JustanotherFlower presiding at todays court on the case of the pilfered pudding........all rise

 

[MiaBabe23]

You got me, Miss Smarty Pants. I got them backwards. The joke makes sense if done correctly.

Lol - just reread your comment and realized it was a joke that worked well but I was too dumb and took it as a question
Oh well lol

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I'd need to get that fucker back, like with an iced coffee made with milk of magnesia, or grinding up a bunch of pepper seeds into a dough ball, but that's just me

you could try and source some of that Man O War venom........they'd know everything going on but being paralyzed stiff won't be able to move for hours.......

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m thinking I have a lot to be thankful for and I am a lucky guy.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I just can't stand how much people talk about themselves. It's always "me this" or "I that". I really hate it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it just really bugs me. I'm just saying, I could never be like that, you feel me? I would just die if I were always talking about myself. Hey, are you even listening to me?

Who?....did you say something?...mmmm

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I'll just stand over here with the towels. And a cheeseburger...

and a glass of Purple Toad Habanero........

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I like the mystery of a wine that doesn't display the year it was bottled (or boxed). Like, is that Bordeaux an '89 or '90 or last Tuesday?

You notice where it was bottled??????.............I've never heard of Paducah, Ky being a wine capitol before.......... so many ways to go there

 

[barefootgirl69]

I just can't stand how much people talk about themselves. It's always "me this" or "I that". I really hate it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it just really bugs me. I'm just saying, I could never be like that, you feel me? I would just die if I were always talking about myself. Hey, are you even listening to me?

*looks for the hundred mile an hour tape*

Yes, it's for your mouth.
No, I don't plan on kidnapping you.
Yes, it will hurt pulling it off.
No, I don't...wait, I think I still have Mercurochrome in the back of the medicine cabinet. It will help the pain.

Trust me.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

no... just no... my eyes can't un-see it

 

[UnquietDreams]

and a glass of Purple Toad Habanero........

She has the wine with her in the tub.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I shouldn't have gone there, but I did.
Maybe I should have just backed out slowly, but GOOD GRIEF, CHARLIE BROWN. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

 

[UnquietDreams]

no... just no... my eyes can't un-see it

Wanna borrow this?
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[SmokingFap]

I shouldn't have gone there, but I did.
Maybe I should have just backed out slowly, but GOOD GRIEF, CHARLIE BROWN. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Even I'M scared to ask what you're talking about.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Time to try and sleep again for the sixth time.

 

[TXRafe]

Even I'M scared to ask what you're talking about.

oh its obvious what they are talking about...i was just waiting for them to see it...and i didnt even imagine the response would be this funny

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

Well crap. I was gonna try and take a bit of a break from here for Thanksgiving - then someone I haven’t heard from since forever says Hi! But is now offline!!
Well I’ll try and stay disciplined tomorrow at least

I've tried that recently.....nananananana

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

This is a hopping place, biggest winery in Kentucky (only one?).......but 23,000 likes on Facebook.........lots of interesting stuff........avaliable in red, green or blue Christmas tree shaped bottles for the holidays!........... for Fap there is a $15 variety pack of 10 most popular wines !!

 

[DannieB]

Fuck this night!!

 

[Qky75]

Fuck this night!!

Same

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Fuck this night!!

Same

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[Qky75]

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I deserve squished bread? I deserve to be eaten by a T-REX?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I deserve squished bread? I deserve to be eaten by a T-REX?

I have a big head, little arms and want to give you squishy hugs. But..if you don't want the hugs...

 

[Qky75]

When did porn bots start acting like drunk aunt Linda?