What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I’m gonna be fucking something that buzzes. And I have lots of choices. And I just picked another one today.

But I’m thinking it’s a Hitachi Wand kind of night. The R2D2 sex toys are too cumbersome for the moment. I may just do the old faithful black one that wraps around my cock. That’s the best.
Wait....so r2d2.really is a sex toy??
 
Alone or with a partner. Unfortunately my partner is not a possibility tonight. So I’m gonna need to find another option. Something that feels meaningful.

It’s been a couple days since sex so im due. But a certain cycle is running interference.
I’m fairly certain it was these exact circumstances that precipitated the discovery of anal sex…
 
I’m fairly certain it was these exact circumstances that precipitated the discovery of anal sex…

Right? Well… your ass isn’t menstruating.

Lmao


Women just love to tease these, knowing she not giving up no pum pum.


Not upset, just something obvious I find funny

I suspect if you’re not getting any sex it may be due to the fact that you used the term pum pum.
 
Right? Well… your ass isn’t menstruating.
I mean obviously let's hope not. That would be a bad time. Anything that requires paramedics will ruin sex.
I suspect if you’re not getting any sex it may be due to the fact that you used the term pum pum.
Yeah, that's a new one. I guess anything can be a euphemism though really.

"Hey baby whatayasay we change the ink in the printer? *wink wink*"

"How about a little Rockem Sockem Penis Vagina action? What?...oh uh, I mean sex. (Sorry, just trying the name out.)"
 
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