What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[BadAmy]

Goddamn what is wrong with you?

 

[jaF0]

They've never been able to even come close to figuring that out.

 

[Cjbdd]

God dammit you are so fucking cute

 

[LupineOne]

Well, I got through today, and no one died.
I call that a win.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Raspberry popsicle. Might just be the best flavor

 

[Taegul]

Does Superman have to poop and pee? And if so, how many toilets has he destroyed?

What if he eats at Taco Bell? I'll bet he could create tidal waves in the Pacific Ocean that could wipe out California.

I should have been a comic book writer.

 

[jaF0]

Why are lawyers safe in the ocean?















Sharks aren't cannibalistic.

 

[Meduus]

Yay survived the weekend with minimum of drama!

 

[Booboobear84]

Why are lawyers safe in the ocean?















Sharks aren't cannibalistic.

Here I thought it was professional courtesy

 

[Shady_nz]

Why are lawyers safe in the ocean?















Sharks aren't cannibalistic.

Why do sharks never attack lawyers?




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Professional courtesy

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m drunk and

 

[Apisto42]

I’m drunk and

… leaving us hanging. Sounds familiar.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m drunk and

Need me to hold your hand?
Hold your hair back???

Or is it a ... Make you another drink, kinda of drunk?

 

[morelikeasong]

… leaving us hanging. Sounds familiar.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/vwGtM2p0b4Cn6/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d795eb251f14c0de3df6375ed5f60be2ae2d77a0f4&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Surely not

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m drunk and

I’m not gonna lie…

This said im drunk and bored. And horny.
And then I deleted the “and horny” part and posted it. But apparently I was heavy handed

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m not gonna lie…

This said im drunk and bored. And horny.
And then I deleted the “and horny” part and posted it. But apparently I was heavy handed

I’ve just taken an Ambien and watching Law and Order and I am so unclear on what’s happening. But Stabler is back in this episode. Totally kicking ass.

We should have meaningful conversations about philosophy and sex.

 

[morelikeasong]

We should have meaningful conversations about philosophy and sex.

My philosophy is that you should have sex. Lots of it. At every opportunity.

That feels meaningful.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m not gonna lie…

This said im drunk and bored. And horny.
And then I deleted the “and horny” part and posted it. But apparently I was heavy handed

I have heavy hands....
I think youd like them!

 

[Lord Pmann]

My philosophy is that you should have sex. Lots of it. At every opportunity.

That feels meaningful.

Alone or with a partner. Unfortunately my partner is not a possibility tonight. So I’m gonna need to find another option. Something that feels meaningful.

It’s been a couple days since sex so im due. But a certain cycle is running interference.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m not gonna lie…

This said im drunk and bored. And horny.
And then I deleted the “and horny” part and posted it. But apparently I was heavy handed

https://imgur.com/a/vs5kUp2

 

[morelikeasong]

Alone or with a partner. Unfortunately my partner is not a possibility tonight. So I’m gonna need to find another option. Something that feels meaningful.

It’s been a couple days since sex so im due. But a certain cycle is running interference.

Quality time with r2d2?

 

[morelikeasong]

https://imgur.com/a/vs5kUp2

I can’t decide who in that show I’d want to fuck me if I got my pick.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’ve just taken an Ambien and watching Law and Order and I am so unclear on what’s happening. But Stabler is back in this episode. Totally kicking ass.

We should have meaningful conversations about philosophy and sex.

If ambien hits you the way it did me. You should be plenty entertainment.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I can’t decide who in that show I’d want to fuck me if I got my pick.

I vote for Casey or Beth.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Quality time with r2d2?

I’m gonna be fucking something that buzzes. And I have lots of choices. And I just picked another one today.

But I’m thinking it’s a Hitachi Wand kind of night. The R2D2 sex toys are too cumbersome for the moment. I may just do the old faithful black one that wraps around my cock. That’s the best.