What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Its ok. I am afraid of me too to the point when I look in the mirror I want to punch myself in the nads but I usually just pay a this local midget boxer in Vodka. It works for us both.

What gender? Cause it matters.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Right? Does he/she Moonlight as a stripper?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Right? Does he/she Moonlight as a stripper?

This is what we all want to know!!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

First a commenter says my story is too hot to have been written be a woman . Now another comment saying I must be a trans woman. I don't know how to respond to this or why it's even coming up as story comments. My gender doesn't have anything to do with my writing abilities.

I got a similar troll comment recently too on my story. Called it a "juvenile fantasy." Like fantasy on Lit is totally unheard of. People just need to be dicks to strangers thinking they're being tough and badass. But really they're just sad dipshits.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If my husband leaves a tissue in his pocket ONE MORE TIME!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I got a similar troll comment recently too on my story. Called it a "juvenile fantasy." Like fantasy on Lit is totally unheard of. People just need to be dicks to strangers thinking they're being tough and badass. But really they're just sad dipshits.

People are trash sometimes Sorry that happened to you but glad you're better than them!

If my husband leaves a tissue in his pocket ONE MORE TIME!

Is it a clump in the lint trap now? My kids are notorious for that.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

People are trash sometimes Sorry that happened to you but glad you're better than them!

Awww thanks. And you're better than that stuff too!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

People are trash sometimes Sorry that happened to you but glad you're better than them!

Is it a clump in the lint trap now? My kids are notorious for that.

Little bits all over everything as I put the clothes into the dryer. If he thinks I'm sitting there picking them off of his clothes this time, he's dead wrong.

 

[Paul_Chance]

"Your honor, he fell. And he had a fork in his pocket. That's how it stabbed him."

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

"Your honor, he fell. And he had a fork in his pocket. That's how it stabbed him."

You're an inspiration!

 

[Dribble]

"Your honor, he fell. And he had a fork in his pocket. That's how it stabbed him."

Then he rolled around in agony...stabbing himself 3 more times. I begged him to lay still

 

[ShaneoD]

Sounds like small penis syndrome.
Some guys have it. And assume that they and only they wield the lust stick. Fuck them.

Don't fuck them!! That's what they want. It's also what I want

 

[spiderwal]

I’m thinking it’s a sad state of affairs when it’s 8pm on a Friday night and you’re that bored that going to bed seems the best choice there is

 

[StillRain]

I slept for 8 hours straight last night.
I could easily close my eyes and go for another five. At least.

 

[italiansexylady]

I’m thinking I don’t seem to have enough time in my days lately..

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Ugh. This better just be something I ate.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Sometimes after reading the boards I can see why and am glad some folks here never reproduced. Yikes!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do I want to make a career change?

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm clearly out of practice cause apparently I'm a pushover now

 

[ericalauren]

Friends, I got another unsolicited picture of someone's penis last night. I'm so tired of it. Consent is vital, people.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have no idea what Cinco de Meyo is. I feel I should know, but no. No clue.

 

[Polranny]

May the fourth, then ...( a guess on my part)

 

[Booboobear84]

I have no idea what Cinco de Meyo is. I feel I should know, but no. No clue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_Mayo
The link explains it quite well

 

[LustyScribe]

I could do this whole "Naked and Afraid" show thing, I think. Do they have a "Backyard" Edition?

 

[Tedfkats]

Is there more gay threads than usual tonight or am i imagining it?