What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Cat]

I ought to go back to sleep

 

[Taegul]

Get out! Got food today from Panda China. No fortune cookie! I look forward to them every time. Completely bummed. I believe every word

Maybe our fortunes are too positive to be put into words? That or they're so negative, they didn't want to scare us?

 

[LustyScribe]

Get out! Got food today from Panda China. No fortune cookie! I look forward to them every time. Completely bummed. I believe every word

My last THREE trips to my favorite Chinese restaurant, I've gotten fortune cookies with NO fortune in them! Everyone ELSE at the table got fortunes, just not me. I'm like, Look, at my age, I really don't need any bad omens about my mortality! I know I've got more road behind me than ahead of me! LOL

 

[SassySheDevil]

Wish I could send @SassySheDevil some well-wishes and TLC in a box.

Thank you. You are helping.

 

[Lily13]

Maybe our fortunes are too positive to be put into words? That or they're so negative, they didn't want to scare us?

I’m going with positive. Future looks bright, gotta wear shades kinda thing

 

[Lily13]

My last THREE trips to my favorite Chinese restaurant, I've gotten fortune cookies with NO fortune in them! Everyone ELSE at the table got fortunes, just not me. I'm like, Look, at my age, I really don't need any bad omens about my mortality! I know I've got more road behind me than ahead of me! LOL

Noooo! I saw this in a show once. You must demand at least 3 more fortune cookies

 

[Taegul]

I’m going with positive. Future looks bright, gotta wear shades kinda thing

I'll never forget the fortune I had shortly after 9/11. There were Anthrax scares all over the country and talk of tainted mail targeting various people all over. In the middle of that crisis, I get a fortune that reads, "You will receive a surprise in the mail soon."

I had someone else open my mail for the next month.

 

[Lily13]

I'll never forget the fortune I had shortly after 9/11. There were Anthrax scares all over the country and talk of tainted mail targeting various people all over. In the middle of that crisis, I get a fortune that reads, "You will receive a surprise in the mail soon."

I had someone else open my mail for the next month.

Sure, put them in danger

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A crime.

I'm thinking I should stop eating the ice cream.

What kind? You could have shared at least. I had Fluffer Nutter ice cream to combat the crappy Mexican.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Dude I know life is hard and stressful for muh fuckers but who here besides me has to worry about buying Mother’s Day gifts for 7 different titty dancers?

Fuck! That made my angina flare up. Thought for a sec maybe Mother's Day was tomorrow.

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m thinking…none of this is making sense to me…and I’m genuinely confused

 

[munch2much]

I’m thinking that is odd how when I’m tired or indeed wake up, only one of my eyes opens for a while haha

 

[deft]

A slow, sensual, Sunday morning fuck would go down a treat right now…

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’m thinking…none of this is making sense to me…and I’m genuinely confused

Well, you see, dear, when a man and a woman love each other very much . . .

Umm . . .

(There's a buncha how-to videos out here somewhere.)

 

[MrsPassion]

Well, you see, dear, when a man and a woman love each other very much . . .

Umm . . .

(There's a buncha how-to videos out here somewhere.)

I watched them and one thing is still confusing me though…what on earth is the rubber duck for?! It makes no sense I tell you.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I watched them and one thing is still confusing me though…what on earth is the rubber duck for?! It makes no sense I tell you.

Har! Believe it or not, I came across this just a few hours ago . . .

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5KRhiFrOch3rPVFcbG4HHswRhx6eVpVH

Remember her? (I didn't until now.)

 

[MrsPassion]

Har! Believe it or not, I came across this just a few hours ago . . .

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5KRhiFrOch3rPVFcbG4HHswRhx6eVpVH

Remember her? (I didn't until now.)

well I’ll be goddamned.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Thank you. You are helping.

You are, as usual, too kind.

How about helping me get some sleep? I know you've got a stash of Ambien somewhere. C'mon, don't be shy.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m thinking that I need some breakfast, but I can’t be bothered to make it

 

[Misshotndeep]

This is going to be a long summer. Sigh.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You are, as usual, too kind.

How about helping me get some sleep? I know you've got a stash of Ambien somewhere. C'mon, don't be shy.

You are goofy enough without my Ambien.

 

[LustyScribe]

I’m thinking that I need some breakfast, but I can’t be bothered to make it

The eternal quandary. That and "Do I try to wake her up for Sunday morning sex,or will she just get pissed and the rest of the day will just suck?"
Or maybe that's just my world.

 

[LikeableMe]

The eternal quandary. That and "Do I try to wake her up for Sunday morning sex,or will she just get pissed and the rest of the day will just suck?"
Or maybe that's just my world.

Maybe HOW you wake her will help to influence the outcome?

I ended up making the breakfast. I didn’t want to work on an empty stomach!

 

[MrsPassion]

When did I stop enjoying clothes shopping? This used to be my happy place

 

[Chillygirl]

I have got to find some new hobbies…