What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Get out! Got food today from Panda China. No fortune cookie! 😞 I look forward to them every time. Completely bummed. I believe every word 🤩
My last THREE trips to my favorite Chinese restaurant, I've gotten fortune cookies with NO fortune in them! Everyone ELSE at the table got fortunes, just not me. I'm like, Look, at my age, I really don't need any bad omens about my mortality! I know I've got more road behind me than ahead of me! LOL
 
My last THREE trips to my favorite Chinese restaurant, I've gotten fortune cookies with NO fortune in them! Everyone ELSE at the table got fortunes, just not me. I'm like, Look, at my age, I really don't need any bad omens about my mortality! I know I've got more road behind me than ahead of me! LOL
Noooo! I saw this in a show once. You must demand at least 3 more fortune cookies 🥠 :)
 
I’m going with positive. Future looks bright, gotta wear shades 😎 kinda thing ;)
I'll never forget the fortune I had shortly after 9/11. There were Anthrax scares all over the country and talk of tainted mail targeting various people all over. In the middle of that crisis, I get a fortune that reads, "You will receive a surprise in the mail soon."

I had someone else open my mail for the next month.
 
I'll never forget the fortune I had shortly after 9/11. There were Anthrax scares all over the country and talk of tainted mail targeting various people all over. In the middle of that crisis, I get a fortune that reads, "You will receive a surprise in the mail soon."

I had someone else open my mail for the next month.
Sure, put them in danger 😜
 
I’m thinking that I need some breakfast, but I can’t be bothered to make it 🤔
The eternal quandary. That and "Do I try to wake her up for Sunday morning sex,or will she just get pissed and the rest of the day will just suck?"
Or maybe that's just my world.
 
The eternal quandary. That and "Do I try to wake her up for Sunday morning sex,or will she just get pissed and the rest of the day will just suck?"
Or maybe that's just my world.
Maybe HOW you wake her will help to influence the outcome? ;)

I ended up making the breakfast. I didn’t want to work on an empty stomach!
 
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