Shenanigans90
Southern Gentleman
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Reminiscing over many friends that have left Lit.
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I concur. But I will not let this affect the rest of my day.Jfc 4am is too early to have to wake up.... grrr
So, you set up a coffee pot next to the bed and had it set to brew at 4am?Random memory recall:
A girl I was talking to once told me "I don't ever have morning sex until I've had my coffee." The frustration this filled me with.![]()
Ah yeah coulda woulda shouldaSo, you set up a coffee pot next to the bed and had it set to brew at 4am?
Gee. I tell myself that every morning. "I Must check my emails before sex!!"Ah yeah coulda woulda shoulda![]()
I think really she didn't get the concept of wake up morning sex.
"No see, what it is we wake up together and we start fooling around during that waking up state. It's amazing. Plus I'll have some serious morning wood at that point." (What a diplomat I was. I was working every concievable selling point)
"...but I want coffee first. And maybe a muffin."
"I mean of course. I'll take you brunch if you want. But we'd wake up and fuck first."
"But I need to shower first and check my emails."
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You do?! Damn. And I thought I was anal.Gee. I tell myself that every morning. "I Must check my emails before sex!!"![]()
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I totally read that wrong lol.You do?! Damn. And I thought I was anal.![]()
Ah yeah coulda woulda shoulda![]()
I think really she didn't get the concept of wake up morning sex.
"No see, what it is we wake up together and we start fooling around during that waking up state. It's amazing. Plus I'll have some serious morning wood at that point." (What a diplomat I was. I was working every concievable selling point)
"...but I want coffee first. And maybe a muffin."
"I mean of course. I'll take you brunch if you want. But we'd wake up and fuck first."
"But I need to shower first and check my emails."
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I think I've realized that it's definitely me!I’m really starting to wonder if it’s me…