What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

My whole body hurts and I have no idea what has me flaring up. Its not good though.
 
I need to get up in 1 hour for work. I only slept about 3 hours. I’ll need ALL the coffee today.
 
Dude truth is I am still just trying to fulfill my fantasies about banging Nancy Grace.
 
Random memory recall:

A girl I was talking to once told me "I don't ever have morning sex until I've had my coffee." The frustration this filled me with. 🤣
 
So, you set up a coffee pot next to the bed and had it set to brew at 4am?
Ah yeah coulda woulda shoulda 🤣

I think really she didn't get the concept of wake up morning sex.

"No see, what it is we wake up together and we start fooling around during that waking up state. It's amazing. Plus I'll have some serious morning wood at that point." (What a diplomat I was. I was working every concievable selling point)

"...but I want coffee first. And maybe a muffin."

"I mean of course. I'll take you brunch if you want. But we'd wake up and fuck first."

"But I need to shower first and check my emails."

🤣
 
Ah yeah coulda woulda shoulda 🤣

I think really she didn't get the concept of wake up morning sex.

"No see, what it is we wake up together and we start fooling around during that waking up state. It's amazing. Plus I'll have some serious morning wood at that point." (What a diplomat I was. I was working every concievable selling point)

"...but I want coffee first. And maybe a muffin."

"I mean of course. I'll take you brunch if you want. But we'd wake up and fuck first."

"But I need to shower first and check my emails."

🤣
Gee. I tell myself that every morning. "I Must check my emails before sex!!" :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
The absolute worst teachers are the ones that make you hate the subject that you were previously passionate about studying.
 
Ah yeah coulda woulda shoulda 🤣

I think really she didn't get the concept of wake up morning sex.

"No see, what it is we wake up together and we start fooling around during that waking up state. It's amazing. Plus I'll have some serious morning wood at that point." (What a diplomat I was. I was working every concievable selling point)

"...but I want coffee first. And maybe a muffin."

"I mean of course. I'll take you brunch if you want. But we'd wake up and fuck first."

"But I need to shower first and check my emails."

🤣

What a „Stick in the mud“ some people are!!! 😂😂
 
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