ericalauren
Literotica Guru
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My friend and I were wondering if RFK Jr knows that people don’t urinate out of the vagina.
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I really shouldn't let certain things bother me.
Yes. Do some of the game threads - no problem!Also, can I hit 21 by Christmas?
I take a kind of perverse pride in knowing that while I am not getting laid, I am never causing these reactions.Good grief…some of these PMs. Where do men get the audacity?
You are certified “Not Creepy”.I take a kind of perverse pride in knowing that while I am not getting laid, I am never causing these reactions.
I'm sure I'm plenty creepy just in posts as it is. Lol.
Aww, that's so sweet.You are certified “Not Creepy”.
I was mostly joking, but there is a bit of truth to it. Replace “food” with talking about life and if someone is boring, then yeah, there’s no point in continuing on to the sexy part.Oh that's smart! What are some of the things you like to send their way?
I totally get you there. I tend to do the same. See how they do with the mundane - most of them can't pass that even if they think they can. lol.I was mostly joking, but there is a bit of truth to it. Replace “food” with talking about life and if someone is boring, then yeah, there’s no point in continuing on to the sexy part.
But I do appreciate a good tater tot recipe.
Or short ribs, Asian style.
Or a nice cake.
A good cheese board.
Salads are fun.
And finally, the proper way to cook an egg. That’s a hell of a litmus test right there.
You’ve never been creepy!I take a kind of perverse pride in knowing that while I am not getting laid, I am never causing these reactions.
I'm sure I'm plenty creepy just in posts as it is. Lol.
AgreedYou are certified “Not Creepy”.
Some go the liquid courage routeGood grief…some of these PMs. Where do men get the audacity?
I know how to cook a sausage. I have a special sizzling panI was mostly joking, but there is a bit of truth to it. Replace “food” with talking about life and if someone is boring, then yeah, there’s no point in continuing on to the sexy part.
But I do appreciate a good tater tot recipe.
Or short ribs, Asian style.
Or a nice cake.
A good cheese board.
Salads are fun.
And finally, the proper way to cook an egg. That’s a hell of a litmus test right there.
Debbie Does Sausage!I know how to cook a sausage. I have a special sizzling pan![]()
Could do a whole seriesDebbie Does Sausage!
Now you’re talking Deb’s!Could do a whole series
Debbie Does Hot Sausage
Debbie Does Sausage Handling
Debbie Does Sausage Riding
Debbie Does Sausage Swallowing
Congrats!!I added my pronouns to my Instagram account. This is a step towards me fully coming out of the closet. Woohoo!
How do you know Debbie?Debbie does 2 sausages....
Then we get into the really kinky stuff...mixing brats and sausage (no they are not the same....ask debsHow do you know Debbie?
I don’t think you know DebbieThen we get into the really kinky stuff...mixing brats and sausage (no they are not the same....ask debs