What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

You know what the best body part is? A butt. Everyone has one. Big, small, flat, round, pillowy, jiggly, muscular, bubbly... plus, they are somehow both sexy and funny.

Butts win. Fight me.

Don't fight me. I don't like it.

I don't know. I kind of have a thing for hands. So you can squeeze a bum or pat it. 😁
 
You know what the best body part is? A butt. Everyone has one. Big, small, flat, round, pillowy, jiggly, muscular, bubbly... plus, they are somehow both sexy and funny.

Butts win. Fight me.

Don't fight me. I don't like it.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?


sorry, thought this was the reply with a lyric thread
 
You know what the best body part is? A butt. Everyone has one. Big, small, flat, round, pillowy, jiggly, muscular, bubbly... plus, they are somehow both sexy and funny.

Butts win. Fight me.

Don't fight me. I don't like it.
This is the way.
Idk, a flat butt is kind of just sad.
😢 As the owner of a rather flat butt I’m feeling sad now.

Because of you.

You made me and my flat butt sad just to be clear.
Shhh 🤫 you'll make the flat butts sad
True. What kind of person makes flat butts sad? That’s just horrible.
 
This is the way.

😢 As the owner of a rather flat butt I’m feeling sad now.

Because of you.

You made me and my flat butt sad just to be clear.

True. What kind of person makes flat butts sad? That’s just horrible.
Don’t sweat it friend. As a carrier of a flat butt myself I can assure you there is more to success than one’s butt.

I may have a flat butt, buttttt…. I have very nice hands which more than makes up for it. You just have to leverage your strengths to minimize your weaknesses.

You have nothing to be sad about!
 
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