What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MidwestPrincess23]

What about in emergency situations?

You have fingers for that, Chloe!!!

 

[deft]

Shame

 

[ShaneoD]

What about in emergency situations?

I hate myself for this but I remember seeing a pornstar saying she always puts condoms on bananas now because she had one split once, I'm guessing that's not fun at all

Edited because autocorrect didn't save my glassesless ass

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You have fingers for that, Chloe!!!

I hate myself for this but I remember seeing a pornstar saying she always puts condoms on bananas now because she had one split once, I'm.giwssing that's not fun at all

So, now I gotta buy condoms too?? I'm just gonna stick with MWP's reminder

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

So, now I gotta buy condoms too?? I'm just gonna stick with MWP's reminder

 

[deft]

Crikey, it’s all guns blazing in the P***tics thread after the recent revelations!

 

[LostHorizon]

Crikey, it’s all guns blazing in the P***tics thread after the recent revelations!

The what thread?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

https://voca.ro/1a9p5ZWKsn2p

Oh, no...no no... I meant the one where the reviewer fired those eggs out in rapid succession. The sound it makes gets a laugh from me every time.

 

[deft]

The what thread?

Polit***. Can’t say it out loud in case they swarm in here.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Polit***. Can’t say it out loud in case they swarm in here.

It's kind if like saying f*****

 

[Xerxes82]

Christ, I know I'm stupid horny again today, but I didn't think it was so out of control that my brain would bust out the "Maybe you can find somebody to play with on Lit," card.

To which I say, fuck off brain. We'll masturbate til my dick falls off and engage in every fantasy no matter how romantic, casual, cliche ar depraved. But that's all you get. The rest of my mental health doesn't need the fallout.

 

[ccs29745]

I need lights over the grill

 

[13Fantasies]

That the next approximately 365 days are going to crawl with my current mindset

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

Grateful for the few friends I’ve made here

 

[ericalauren]

The baby bird had to have surgery on her toe today. She’s a trooper! The vet said that her toe will hurt her a bit. Also, she may need to get it amputated in the future. My poor Isabella! She seems to be in good spirits, though.

 

[ericalauren]

Grateful for the few friends I’ve made here

That’s great! I’m glad to hear it. Friends are good.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

@Chloe_Harper

Which are you? Little brat or demon spawn

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper

Which are you? Little brat or demon spawn

 

[F3x0r]

I should be less grumpy .

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

https://ibb.co/1GpNJmLB

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Fuck it, maybe a beer will right this ship.

 

[cheekygirl75]

To have another glass of wine or not… don’t have to work tomorrow but have a doctor appointment for myself in the morning and two in the afternoon for my father. Fuck it, I think I need the wine!

 

[F3x0r]

To have another glass of wine or not… don’t have to work tomorrow but have a doctor appointment for myself in the morning and two in the afternoon for my father. Fuck it, I think I need the wine!

Plus, you might get painkillers from the Drs for your neck,, so any lasting regret from the extra wine,, will be taken care of

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

To have another glass of wine or not… don’t have to work tomorrow but have a doctor appointment for myself in the morning and two in the afternoon for my father. Fuck it, I think I need the wine!

Are they taking bloodwork? If no, then yes, have the wine.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Are they taking bloodwork? If no, then yes, have the wine.

No blood work! Phew.