What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Xerxes82]

Sure, trust the one that broke everyone's algorithm

*Surreptitiously checks under his pants*

My algorithm appears to still be functional.

Wait, that WAS a euphemism, right?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*Surreptitiously checks under his pants*

My algorithm appears to still be functional.

Wait, that WAS a euphemism, right?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well DUH!
Have you seen what happens to @AmberLGreen after we hook up?
She loses her false teeth, walks with a limp and mumbles like she had a mild stroke for hours!

I don’t lose the teeth. You take them so you can munch on pickled onions (which make you fart way too much). I limp because you keep banging into my legs with your zimmer frame. I mumble “useless old bastard” under my breath when I have been stroking for hours and the little old fellow is still as limp as a soggy old lettuce

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don’t lose the teeth. You take them so you can munch on pickled onions (which make you fart way too much). I limp because you keep banging into my legs with your zimmer frame. I mumble “useless old bastard” under my breath when I have been stroking for hours and the little old fellow is still as limp as a soggy old lettuce

I knew I was holding out on hooking up with @LordofDargaardkeep for a reason!

 

[barefootgirl69]

See? I wasn't wrong.

 

[Xerxes82]

Dinner is prepped and in the oven, cookies are on the way.

Let the weekend commence!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Who the fuck is ODAG?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Who the fuck is ODAG?

I was never very good at pop quizzes...

 

[Neanderthal247]

This made me laugh

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I was never very good at pop quizzes...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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[Sexy_Singer]

https://ibb.co/9Hk8p5B1

 

[deft]

To quote the great philosopher Steven Wright...

"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I am glad I didn't watch MNF last night

 

[F3x0r]

Is Tuesday the worst day of the week?

 

[deft]

Is Tuesday the worst day of the week?

It is the only day of the week devoid of any personality at all, good or bad. It is a placeholder day, a ghost day, a blank day.

But... we can still make the most of it!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is it too early (11:40) to go to bed?

 

[LostHorizon]

Good morning everyone! Happy Veteran’s/Remembrance Day!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

On a morning that is 25 degrees F, I'm so damn happy that I bought a car with heated seats, a heated steering wheel and one that I can remote start with my phone.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Who the fuck is ODAG?

Who? Never heard of them. Obviously a nobody that will never reach legendary status

 

[lifeisgood3976]

To quote the great philosopher Steven Wright...

"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

My favorite Steven Wright line....

"My mechanic told me my brakes were bad. He said he couldn't fix them, so he made my horn louder."

We could have a Steven Wright thread. It would eventually die out, but it would be fun while it lasted!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Who? Never heard of them. Obviously a nobody that will never reach legendary status

I said what I said and I will die on that hill damn it! @OldDirtyAltGuy is @Wand3rlust aka Wanda and her boobs are already legendary! (Just like your cavernous cunt you sexy fucker!)

 

[EvaLane]

If the ignore function worked like the block feature on Instagram, alt accounts would be a lot easier to detect

 

[Booboobear84]

If the ignore function worked like the block feature on Instagram, alt accounts would be a lot easier to detect
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Agree but suspect that’s a fair amount of sophisticated programming

 

[mellowyellows]

I want to go back to bed.