What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Xerxes82]

Sure, trust the one that broke everyone's algorithm

*Surreptitiously checks under his pants*

My algorithm appears to still be functional.

Wait, that WAS a euphemism, right?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*Surreptitiously checks under his pants*

My algorithm appears to still be functional.

Wait, that WAS a euphemism, right?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well DUH!
Have you seen what happens to @AmberLGreen after we hook up?
She loses her false teeth, walks with a limp and mumbles like she had a mild stroke for hours!

I don’t lose the teeth. You take them so you can munch on pickled onions (which make you fart way too much). I limp because you keep banging into my legs with your zimmer frame. I mumble “useless old bastard” under my breath when I have been stroking for hours and the little old fellow is still as limp as a soggy old lettuce

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don’t lose the teeth. You take them so you can munch on pickled onions (which make you fart way too much). I limp because you keep banging into my legs with your zimmer frame. I mumble “useless old bastard” under my breath when I have been stroking for hours and the little old fellow is still as limp as a soggy old lettuce

I knew I was holding out on hooking up with @LordofDargaardkeep for a reason!

 

[barefootgirl69]

See? I wasn't wrong.

 

[Xerxes82]

Dinner is prepped and in the oven, cookies are on the way.

Let the weekend commence!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Who the fuck is ODAG?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Who the fuck is ODAG?

I was never very good at pop quizzes...

 

[Neanderthal247]

This made me laugh

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I was never very good at pop quizzes...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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[Sexy_Singer]

https://ibb.co/9Hk8p5B1

 

[deft]

To quote the great philosopher Steven Wright...

"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I am glad I didn't watch MNF last night

 

[F3x0r]

Is Tuesday the worst day of the week?

 

[deft]

Is Tuesday the worst day of the week?

It is the only day of the week devoid of any personality at all, good or bad. It is a placeholder day, a ghost day, a blank day.

But... we can still make the most of it!