ericalauren
Literotica Guru
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- Jan 10, 2008
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Just a thought that ran through my mind this morning: "I wouldn't marry a cis man unless he's gay." Carry on.
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Shhh. Im enjoying the mystery.You'll definitely be disappointed when you find out![]()
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I have better hair. And a larger vocabularyMore Sockfooted Conte, at least while cooking. The molasses adds a nice depth to it, but I did say "if you have it." Back to Flavortown there, Guy...
I’m a big fan of your large vocabulary.I have better hair. And a larger vocabulary![]()
Nope. Vulnerability is scary. But you only live once and you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.You'd think by 39 it'd be easier to tell someone you have feelings for them![]()
Women are a little different that way, respect wise. Male here. I shut down an offer to flirt not long ago, haven't heard from the woman since. I'm ok with that because that's some sort of respect anyway, unlike many guys here who don't let it go.Nobody should have to feel obliged to chat to somebody they don’t feel safe around.
When I first came here, there was the usual rush of people in my inbox and I was polite and respond to everybody. I don’t like to offend people so I would chat about general daily stuff. The “nice guys” were the worst. I could be chatting about my day and before I knew it, they had turned the conversation into giving me a massage or bathing me. They back you into a corner where you do feel threatened. I would use humour to deflect the situation and the conversation would end.
If I said that I wasn’t interested in that kind of chat and it made me uncomfortable, they would say they were only joking but they would do the same thing the next time we chatted.
I take offense to this. I'm not suspicious in the least!
That's offensive to little leaguers.... they're playing like my friend's beer league.
Yes, but tell us more about pancake tittiesDude never had the time in my life for an alt here. Been banned many times and come back under new user name but never been so bored or desperate to worry about that dumb shit.
That’s why I’m upfront about the fact that I just want to get you naked and leave you wet.Nobody should have to feel obliged to chat to somebody they don’t feel safe around.
When I first came here, there was the usual rush of people in my inbox and I was polite and respond to everybody. I don’t like to offend people so I would chat about general daily stuff. The “nice guys” were the worst. I could be chatting about my day and before I knew it, they had turned the conversation into giving me a massage or bathing me. They back you into a corner where you do feel threatened. I would use humour to deflect the situation and the conversation would end.
If I said that I wasn’t interested in that kind of chat and it made me uncomfortable, they would say they were only joking but they would do the same thing the next time we chatted.

Old people are supposed to be frumpyThese pants are so comfortable… I don’t care if they look frumpy - I’m comfortable!
Where’s @LaisDeMarieDeFrance with her shank!?Old people are supposed to be frumpy![]()
I didn’t think they looked frumpy at all …These pants are so comfortable… I don’t care if they look frumpy - I’m comfortable!
I’ve got a whip - I can make you stay until she gets here!I'm outta here before I get shanked!
I’m out.I’ve got a whip - I can make you stay until she gets here!![]()
OoooooI’ve got a whip - I can make you stay until she gets here!![]()
You’ll know em when you see them.Yes, but tell us more about pancake titties![]()
Try them and you may I sayYou’ll know em when you see them.