What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[barefootgirl69]

I've got super powers!!
(Not really, just in case someone needs to be reassured)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don’t know who you are but every time I read your posts I hear Sean fucking Connery in my head

*whispers*

Bond. James Bond.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

What’s the difference between the “Currently Masturbating” and Masturbating Right Now” threads?

Isn’t one thread enough for people to report their masterbatory habits?

If one takes the time to report to one, shouldn’t they update the other or is it a competition?

Looking at recent posts you missed a few...
Masturbating right now
Masturbating now
Currently Masturbating *3.0*
Hard/wet currently?
How long has it been since last sex or masturbation

And that doesn't even include the thread that has a misspelling of masturbating.

Masturbation is a popular subject on lit.

 

[LostHorizon]

There's two of them for a reason, I s'pose!

I know. But my ADHD is getting the better of me and I have to figure out why.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I absolutely cannot keep up with this thread so on a completely unrelated note...

I couldn't figure out why the past two weeks have been so pleasant, until I connected the dots
She's gone!!! I mean, it's only a matter of time before she's back... but for now - I shall enjoy it!

 

[Xerxes82]

Well like I say if someone just wants to be all whiny, throw out accusations and insinuations and insults because they lack the backbone to name names, their "stated" desire of "warning" others about a specific user isn’t effective and most likely they just want to bitch and moan to their clique, which could be done in pm btw

This makes no sense. The post that appeared to kick off this tantrum from you was a comment on general bad behavior rather than complaining about one specific poster.

And, from what I can tell looking through it, the only person associating you with the bad behavior in question IS YOU. Literally the only person in this entire discussion impugning your character is you.

Maybe that's a sign that some self-reflection is in order. Maybe it's just a sign you have an axe to grind and are looking for a hill to die on.

Either way, your behavior in this regard speaks volumes about you. Because I absolutely do see someone whining, throwing around accusations and insinuations and insults. But it isn't who you seem to think.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

This makes no sense. The post that appeared to kick off this tantrum from you was a comment on general bad behavior rather than complaining about one specific poster.

And, from what I can tell looking through it, the only person associating you with the bad behavior in question IS YOU. Literally the only person in this entire discussion impugning your character is you.

Maybe that's a sign that some self-reflection is in order. Maybe it's just a sign you have an axe to grind and are looking for a hill to die on.

Either way, your behavior in this regard speaks volumes about you. Because I absolutely do see someone whining, throwing around accusations and insinuations and insults. But it isn't who you seem to think.

Ummm that is what it is all about dude.
Complaining about bad behavior wo naming names and then the passive aggressive behavior just to entertain their clique

 

[Him15]

Hello fresh sort of saps all the joy out of cooking

 

[Sexy_Singer]

There are times I just get completely overwhelmed.

 

[jason28053]

Message me if you know what Jenny’s number is

 

[LostHorizon]

Message me if you know what Jenny’s number is

867-5309

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Message me if you know what Jenny’s number is

86
75
3 zero 9

 

[jason28053]

86
75
3 zero 9

Wrong

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am thinking it won’t be long before @Hornymwtxn tells @Xerxes82 that he will no longer engage with him because he can’t control the conversation

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wrong

But give it out as your number stated in that way to a person you don't want to have your number and it is right

 

[jason28053]

But give it out as your number stated in that way to a person you don't want to have your number and it is right

You didn’t message me! Now everybody knows her number

 

[justanewsub]

I hate grocery shopping with a passion and typically do delivery, so if you see me roaming the aisles, you're already at a disadvantage!

There was a show on the food channel ages ago where some famous (and dashingly handsome) chef would surprise somebody at the grocery store, they'd shop, and he'd go to their house and cook them a meal for the family. I was CERTAIN the dude was having sex with the women before the husband came home. Woulda made the show more interesting, at least.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You didn’t message me! Now everybody knows her number

But then I would have to admit I have chatted with you on that other thread and neither of us want that I am guessing

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I so wanna doze off but know if I do I'll get off schedule again.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I so wanna doze off but know if I do I'll get off schedule again.

I will send a mariachi band to keep you awake.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

After careful consideration, deliberation and arguing with the "other", I, a fucking alt, have decided to put someone on ignore.


Oh, fucking well.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

There was a show on the food channel ages ago where some famous (and dashingly handsome) chef would surprise somebody at the grocery store, they'd shop, and he'd go to their house and cook them a meal for the family. I was CERTAIN the dude was having sex with the women before the husband came home. Woulda made the show more interesting, at least.

You're probably referring to Take Home Chef/Curtis Stone.

"Dashingly handsome" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

 

[MrMakersMark]

So......Alts are actually a thing.
Fuck!
Now I have to decide how big a loser I am for having an account here this long and never having an alter-ego.

 

[TwoTaTango]

I am hoping and thinking My new skates will take a few games to break in and feel like they are part of my foot...

 

[Cat]

So......Alts are actually a thing.
Fuck!
Now I have to decide how big a loser I am for having an account here this long and never having an alter-ego.

But a lovable loser!
- May I join you in "the Alt free loser club"?