Him15
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- May 25, 2013
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I want melon nowAww man, I do some of my best flirting over a some delightful melons in the produce aisle.
*sad panda face as he scratches @cocokittysurprise off his to-do list*
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I want melon nowAww man, I do some of my best flirting over a some delightful melons in the produce aisle.
*sad panda face as he scratches @cocokittysurprise off his to-do list*
One of my favorite cheesy pick up lines ever happens in a grocery storeOne would hope, but I had a dude on here effectively call me an asshole because I said that some people can't read context clues and that I wouldn't want to get chatted up in a grocery store
Some of them as just as clueless/gnatingly annoying in this digital format as they are IRL.
In case I haven’t told you today I love you.![]()
I hate grocery shopping with a passion and typically do delivery, so if you see me roaming the aisles, you're already at a disadvantage!Aww man, I do some of my best flirting over some delightful melons in the produce aisle.
*sad panda face as he scratches @cocokittysurprise off his to-do list*
I am barely capable of keeping up with my own ignorance heaven forbid there was two of me!He's an alt, right? You love him which means you love alts...which means I have a chance![]()
He is an alt, but he’s been honest with me since the beginningHe's an alt, right? You love him which means you love alts...which means I have a chance![]()
Tv? Please tell me you’re not waiting on a report from a hitmanI'm thinking only ninety minutes until I found out who has been murdered
Because this beautiful lady inspired me to at least try to be a better version of me!He is an alt, but he’s been honest with me since the beginning![]()
Some people should take notes.Because this beautiful lady inspired me to at least try to be a better version of me!
(and I am bullheaded as fuck and thats no easy task!)
Bro.. I told you I wasn't interestedWow the passive aggressive behavior by some in here.
The name calling, the threats. The cliqueyness.
Look there is an ignore feature.
You can leave a pm conversation and block that person from contacting you again AND if you suspect the same person using an alt to PM them WELL leave that convo and block.
It isn't as difficult as some of y'all are making it out to be.
He is an alt, but he’s been honest with me since the beginning![]()
Just move along little doggyBro.. I told you I wasn't interested
Do you like have a guilty conscious or something?
Do we need like a group hug to pull you away from the ledge? AFAF cause clearly I don't give a shit lol![]()
They are what they eat?Or, instead of putting it all on the victim, people could just stop being assholes. Easy peasy.
Because Lit for some is nothing more than a numbers game.I'm wondering what the purpose is of following 673 people in less than 8 weeks on Lit.![]()
Or not…. Seems like an odd thing to get worked up about.Or one could name names or stfu about it
Or not…. Seems like an odd thing to get worked up about.
I have explained the reasons one shouldn't bitch and not name names.Or not…. Seems like an odd thing to get worked up about.
His keystrokes have me quaking in my seatcareful now.. you will earn his wrath, he is easily triggered apparently
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How is any one at risk of an accusation if there is no identifying information given?I have explained the reasons one shouldn't bitch and not name names.
Innocent people could be falsely implicated by the failure to name names.
But seems they rather protect the guilty and the risk of harming the innocent