LordofDargaardkeep
AKA... BP
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Knowing you, it will require a lot of energy.

 I can be a bit needy..
 I can be a bit needy..Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
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Knowing you, it will require a lot of energy.

 I can be a bit needy..
 I can be a bit needy..Understatement of the yearI can be a bit needy..

Are we talking about the same person?Oh, good grief.
You're an asshole.
Oh, good grief.
You're an asshole.
Are we talking about the same person?

Wait, was that me again, I canβt see which way you are lookingOh, good grief.
You're an asshole.
I don't know.Are we talking about the same person?
 . Probably not.
. Probably not.  

One would hope, but I had a dude on here effectively call me an asshole because I said that some people can't read context clues and that I wouldn't want to get chatted up in a grocery store
Some of them as just as clueless/gnatingly annoying in this digital format as they are IRL.








I want melon nowAww man, I do some of my best flirting over a some delightful melons in the produce aisle.
*sad panda face as he scratches @cocokittysurprise off his to-do list*
One of my favorite cheesy pick up lines ever happens in a grocery storeOne would hope, but I had a dude on here effectively call me an asshole because I said that some people can't read context clues and that I wouldn't want to get chatted up in a grocery store
Some of them as just as clueless/gnatingly annoying in this digital format as they are IRL.


In case I havenβt told you today I love you.



I hate grocery shopping with a passion and typically do delivery, so if you see me roaming the aisles, you're already at a disadvantage!Aww man, I do some of my best flirting over some delightful melons in the produce aisle.
*sad panda face as he scratches @cocokittysurprise off his to-do list*
I am barely capable of keeping up with my own ignorance heaven forbid there was two of me!He's an alt, right? You love him which means you love alts...which means I have a chance

He is an alt, but heβs been honest with me since the beginningHe's an alt, right? You love him which means you love alts...which means I have a chance


Tv? Please tell me youβre not waiting on a report from a hitmanI'm thinking only ninety minutes until I found out who has been murdered
Because this beautiful lady inspired me to at least try to be a better version of me!He is an alt, but heβs been honest with me since the beginning
Some people should take notes.Because this beautiful lady inspired me to at least try to be a better version of me!
(and I am bullheaded as fuck and thats no easy task!)
Bro.. I told you I wasn't interestedWow the passive aggressive behavior by some in here.
The name calling, the threats. The cliqueyness.
Look there is an ignore feature.
You can leave a pm conversation and block that person from contacting you again AND if you suspect the same person using an alt to PM them WELL leave that convo and block.
It isn't as difficult as some of y'all are making it out to be.






He is an alt, but heβs been honest with me since the beginning
