HopefulRetirement
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Life isn't always fair but you can always give it the 

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Finger or fingered?Life isn't always fair but you can always give it the![]()
Exactly!Finger or fingered?
That is the question
Well, fuck. Guess I'm gonna need a second mortgage.Don’t think it hasn’t crossed my mind!! If I could get hubby on board i absolutely would!!
Nooooooo Don't leave meAlready regretting it.
But it's red with a panoramic sunroof...Already regretting it.
*waits for an invite for a lift*But it's red with a panoramic sunroof...
@Wand3rlust you could be his driver.... Come to think of itBut it's red with a panoramic sunroof...
I do look good in a hat, tbf.@Wand3rlust you could be his driver.... Come to think of it![]()
Oh so obvious*waits for an invite for a lift*
That's a long drive across the pond. He'll be there in a couple weeks.*waits for an invite for a lift*
Most of the perverts here are imagining the hat and very little elseI do look good in a hat, tbf.
Spoken like a true pervert...Most of the perverts here are imagining the hat and very little else
Lesson one of being a pervert, accuse your fellow perverts of your own tacticsSpoken like a true pervert...
He’s the VP of the local Pervert club, we have weekly meetingsSpoken like a true pervert...
*waits for an invite for a lift*
She wouldn't be driving...she would be my...guest.@Wand3rlust you could be his driver.... Come to think of it![]()
He sounds chivalrous but is shitting himself incase she dings itShe wouldn't be driving...she would be my...guest.![]()
*stares*He sounds chivalrous but is shitting himself incase she dings it![]()
And here I thought I was being original.Most of the perverts here are imagining the hat and very little else
I figure she can ding pretty well!I imagine you would
*Wonders if her stare is worse than her ding?*