What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[dawn_of_night]

How is your day going, friends? It's raining here, and my pain and fatigue are terrible. I was able to go grocery shopping, at least. Now I'm sitting in bed watching a Hallmark movie. What are you up to now?

 

[ShaneoD]

Well this was a slightly unexpected trousers situation

 

[Hornymwtxn]

How is your day going, friends? It's raining here, and my pain and fatigue are terrible. I was able to go grocery shopping, at least. Now I'm sitting in bed watching a Hallmark movie. What are you up to now?

The usual. 3Ms
Mischief
Mayhem
Masticating


Bet y'all were assuming masturbating would be in there amirite?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well this was a slightly unexpected trousers situation

Unexpected? Really?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Well this was a slightly unexpected trousers situation

Smart
You found a way to keep it off you

 

[ShaneoD]

Unexpected? Really?

I was playing a computer game and wasn't really expecting the dickstraction, in saying that you think I'd know these things could happen having owned a penis for 39 years now.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was playing a computer game and wasn't really expecting the dickstraction, in saying that you think I'd know these things could happen having owned a penis for 39 years now.

Lit has taught me that men can get dickstracted in any situation.
Funeral
Pooping
Work
Watching TV

I should have left the funeral to last.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I was playing a computer game and wasn't really expecting the dickstraction, in saying that you think I'd know these things could happen having owned a penis for 39 years now.

au contraire

It has owned you for most of those years.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Lit has taught me that men can get dickstracted in any situation.
Funeral
Pooping
Work
Watching TV

I should have left the funeral to last.

Pooping?!?

That's some sick shit right there

 

[ShaneoD]

Lit has taught me that men can get dickstracted in any situation.
Funeral
Pooping
Work
Watching TV

I should have left the funeral to last.

Yeah I can completely see the last two, then funeral, I don't think I've ever been aroused while pooping

 

[ShaneoD]

au contraire

It has owned you for most of those years.

For 25 of them anyway (I was a bit late when it came to alone time, stupid Catholic Ireland)

 

[cheekygirl75]

My arm hurts

 

[MissSNG]

Why do big titty’d women get punished with bras that are ridiculously expensive?!!
We should get discount bras for doing the world a favor by having these amazing ta-tas for people to see and enjoy!

Ugh

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My arm hurts

Too much wanking? Amber warned you about that!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yeah I can completely see the last two, then funeral, I don't think I've ever been aroused while pooping

You never looked at boobs on the toilet?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

My arm hurts

It's usually my hand

 

[ShaneoD]

Why do big titty’d women get punished with bras that are ridiculously expensive?!!
We should get discount bras for doing the world a favor by having these amazing ta-tas for people to see and enjoy!

Ugh

An onlyfans for bra expenses

 

[cheekygirl75]

Too much wanking? Amber warned you about that!

Nah, my vibrator does all the work there! First shingles vaccine.

 

[ShaneoD]

You never looked at boobs on the toilet?

On it no, have I hidden in the bathroom to look at them, yes.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Nah, my vibrator does all the work there! First shingles vaccine.

Oh yeah, my arm hurt for a week after that. My husband kept accidentally touching it.

 

[MissSNG]

An onlyfans for bra expenses

Don’t think it hasn’t crossed my mind!! If I could get hubby on board i absolutely would!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

An onlyfans for bra expenses

Tried it.
Moobs just aren't a cash cow.

Just kidding folks.

If a sucker is born every second why can't I find any of em?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Don’t think it hasn’t crossed my mind!! If I could get hubby on board i absolutely would!!

He just needs to see the cost benefit analysis

 

[ShaneoD]

Don’t think it hasn’t crossed my mind!! If I could get hubby on board i absolutely would!!

Hmm I was going to suggest asking him to contribute to your modesty but I'm guessing he'd be happier if you abandoned it

 

[ShaneoD]

Tried it.
Moobs just aren't a cash cow.

Just kidding folks.

If a sucker is born every second why can't I find any of em?

Damn I laughed, then I had a flashback to the moob guy