Tallulah82
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Dude. No.Nah, girl with girl is way hotter than catfish with girl.
Gotta love a girl with a fish...
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Dude. No.Nah, girl with girl is way hotter than catfish with girl.
Will you consider one dozen dick pics, two dozen wank videos and $250?Firstly, are you saying you're NOT on the hot guy list? WTF am I doing even talking to you, then?
B. Are you calling me a weird fucker or separating me from the weird fuckers and I'm in my own weirdo category?
3. With that double negative, you clearly DO want links!
And secondly, to anyone else out there, I'm currently selling step by step instructions on how to get on the HGL. For the mere price of one dick pic, two wank videos and $500. It's worth it. Trust me.
...smell?Dude. No.
Gotta love a girl with a fish...![]()
Nope, it was on the 7th. Maybe some other celestial event?Is there a full moon soon? There are some nasty people out there today. Someone pissed in their cheerios!
Yeah, I got that. Thank god it wasn't just me, I did wonder if I'd done something to deserve that.Ah, that's different. There was a "woman" on here that messaged a bunch of women about her relationship with her dogs.![]()
Sorry, I had to go with the fish part. If I'd have said a girl and her cat, then all the pervs would've come running about their pussy jokes. I can't make it too easy for them....smell?
I’ve never been so glad I seem to not be on the creepy people’s radar!Ah, that's different. There was a "woman" on here that messaged a bunch of women about her relationship with her dogs.![]()
Nope, when the chaos thread was super active, she messaged ALL the women. First time I ever had to say "ewwwww no" to a "woman".Yeah, I got that. Thank god it wasn't just me, I did wonder if I'd done something to deserve that.![]()
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***adding you to the listI’ve never been so glad I seem to not be on the creepy people’s radar!
I’ve never been so glad I seem to not be on the creepy people’s radar!

I can’t disagree with that.Nah, girl with girl is way hotter than catfish with girl.
Dick? CheckFirstly, are you saying you're NOT on the hot guy list? WTF am I doing even talking to you, then?
B. Are you calling me a weird fucker or separating me from the weird fuckers and I'm in my own weirdo category?
3. With that double negative, you clearly DO want links!
And secondly, to anyone else out there, I'm currently selling step by step instructions on how to get on the HGL. For the mere price of one dick pic, two wank videos and $500. It's worth it. Trust me.
I wasn't even ON the Chaos thread!Nope, when the chaos thread was super active, she messaged ALL the women. First time I ever had to say "ewwwww no" to a "woman".

I think this list is secretly some colour coded excel spreadsheet, complete with hyperlinks and other nerd stuff.
Did it just get hot in here?
Shhhhh! Hush! You don’t want to put that out there.. They’ll know.I’ve never been so glad I seem to not be on the creepy people’s radar!
Better than one withDude. No.
Gotta love a girl with a fish...![]()
RIP your inboxI wasn't even ON the Chaos thread!
I dunno. She made beastality sound sexy...
(my god, I need to put a disclaimer here now that this is a joke, don't I?)
Although for the record I was considering pretending to be a woman, not a catfish.Nah, girl with girl is way hotter than catfish with girl.
That should be a good signI'm thinking...christ my nipples are hard
MmmmmThat should be a good sign
As long as you can do something about it.Mmmmm