psssst... he really wants it!I still want to know how to get on this hot guy list..
(and don't none of you weird fuckers send me links to hot boy anal videos either.. thats not my damn kink!) (yes I am talking to you @Tallulah82 ..weirdo)
GotchaI still want to know how to get on this hot guy list..
(and don't none of you weird fuckers send me links to hot boy anal videos either.. thats not my damn kink!) (yes I am talking to you @Tallulah82 ..weirdo)
You know you have been on Lit too long when you read that as "mother f'in ratio".
Amen! Don't be a mf coward!
You.
A triple wow. You're on a roll today!Yes... I think Wanda filled it out with her nipples and either Frenchie or Cheeky keep it hidden under their boobs
I've never been ghosted by a woman I was in a romantic relationship with. But I have also never been in a romantic relationship with a woman. Maybe I should.
Only valid reason for ghosting someone you claim to love is death, coma, or all your fingers or both hands have been amputated. Otherwise it's cruel to go silent and let them worry about you.
I still want to know how to get on this hot guy list..
(and don't none of you weird fuckers send me links to hot boy anal videos either.. thats not my damn kink!) (yes I am talking to you @Tallulah82 ..weirdo)
Knew it wasn't me. I'd have noticed
That shouldn't keep you from making one! @Tallulah82 has already started selling tips (not that kind). Collaboration?
I think I was on it at one point maybe but then either Frenchie smeared cheese on it or Cheeky dripped chocolate on it and now I am just the smudge mark at the bottom..Firstly, are you saying you're NOT on the hot guy list? WTF am I doing even talking to you, then?
Maybe now is a good time to pretend to be one…
Nah, girl with girl is way hotter than catfish with girl.Maybe now is a good time to pretend to be one…
From now on I'm calling you smudge.I think I was on it at one point maybe but then either Frenchie smeared cheese on it or Cheeky dripped chocolate on it and now I am just the smudge mark at the bottom..
Will you consider one dozen dick pics, two dozen wank videos and $250?Firstly, are you saying you're NOT on the hot guy list? WTF am I doing even talking to you, then?
B. Are you calling me a weird fucker or separating me from the weird fuckers and I'm in my own weirdo category?
3. With that double negative, you clearly DO want links!
And secondly, to anyone else out there, I'm currently selling step by step instructions on how to get on the HGL. For the mere price of one dick pic, two wank videos and $500. It's worth it. Trust me.
...smell?Dude. No.
Gotta love a girl with a fish...
Nope, it was on the 7th. Maybe some other celestial event?
Yeah, I got that. Thank god it wasn't just me, I did wonder if I'd done something to deserve that.Ah, that's different. There was a "woman" on here that messaged a bunch of women about her relationship with her dogs.
Sorry, I had to go with the fish part. If I'd have said a girl and her cat, then all the pervs would've come running about their pussy jokes. I can't make it too easy for them.
