What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Cindy027]

That nuts are a sort of fruit. ergo chocolate covered nuts

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Pizza?
Pizza.

 

[MrPimms]

I should have a list of Halloween films.

 

[ericalauren]

I need to do laundry but my pain is so bad. I hate chronic pain.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I need to do laundry but my pain is so bad. I hate chronic pain.

I wish I could do your laundry for you.

 

[jason28053]

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[Xerxes82]

I had a thought, I honestly did. But now all I can think about is her, and the motion of her ocean.

Daaaaamn that's good shit.

 

[ericalauren]

I wish I could do your laundry for you.

Thank you! I appreciate that.

 

[ShaneoD]

I was going to sleep, then she said hi, now my penis doesn't know what to do

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I was going to sleep, then she said hi, now my penis doesn't know what to do

When in doubt
Whip it out

May not be right
But oh my what a sight

These urges will win out
So go ahead and let it play about

 

[barefootgirl69]

97 feckin degrees at the end of September. I want autumnal weather (85°!).

 

[vibes]

I have never been compared to a vibrator

 

[pinkparkhorse]

97 feckin degrees at the end of September. I want autumnal weather (85°!).

Omg. Where do you live? The edge of Hell?

 

[ShaneoD]

97 feckin degrees at the end of September. I want autumnal weather (85°!).

Has that number always been at the end of your username

 

[LostHorizon]

I gotta stay on the sceeene…

 

[SpicyBean99]

What am I thinking right now?

To be totally honest… I miss having a person. My person. Someone to split a bottle of red with over a warm home-cooked dinner, curled up on the sofa with candles burning and the scent of freshly washed laundry in the air. I want those deep, passionate kisses that turn into ripping each others clothes off, not bothering to pick them up as we run and chase each other upstairs to fuck like rabbits on the corridor floor outside of the bedroom.

I want all of that until I realise that late nights binge watching Yellowjackets with a Pinot in hand, kitties on the bed and my titties hanging out of my vest top will be ruined. The toilet seat will always be up. Someone’s dirty boxers all over the house. And my peace forever ruined.

Is it really worth it ladies. .

 

[MedicalMuse]

What am I thinking right now?

To be totally honest… I miss having a person. My person. Someone to split a bottle of red with over a warm home-cooked dinner, curled up on the sofa with candles burning and the scent of freshly washed laundry in the air. I want those deep, passionate kisses that turn into ripping each others clothes off, not bothering to pick them up as we run and chase each other upstairs to fuck like rabbits on the corridor floor outside of the bedroom.

I want all of that until I realise that late nights binge watching Yellowjackets with a Pinot in hand, kitties on the bed and my titties hanging out of my vest top will be ruined. The toilet seat will forever be up. And my peace forever ruined.

Is it really worth it ladies. .

Wellllll, I guess it depends on your life goals.

Which is the thing that outweighs? Of course you can keep separate homes. That’s a thing I hear.
Then you can spend time together, fuck, enjoy each other and then go the fuck home.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Wellllll, I guess it depends on your life goals.

Which is the thing that outweighs? Of course you can keep separate homes. That’s a thing I hear.
Then you can spend time together, fuck, enjoy each other and then go the fuck home.

My life goals are being achieved.

I am… celibate… ( a personal choice…. no men and no sex…. since January.) and I’m finally missing it .

I’m no good at nonchalant fucking around either, unfortunately. If I like someone enough after a while I’m like: “You’re coming home with me.” Well, not quiet but… if I’m in love…I like having that person around. I don’t sleep around outside of relationships. I do share within relationships though, if my partner is into it!

But nope. Cannot make my mind up.

 

[MedicalMuse]

My life goals are being achieved.

I am… celibate… ( a personal choice…. no men and no sex…. since January.) and I’m finally missing it .

I’m no good at nonchalant fucking around either, unfortunately. If I like someone enough after a while I’m like: “You’re coming home with me.” Well, not quiet but… if I’m in love I like having that person around. I don’t sleep around outside of relationships. I do share within relationships though, if my partner is into it!

But nope. Cannot make my mind up.

I don’t envy your situation. Choice paralysis is what would get me here. I was young and made my choice early

 

[cheekygirl75]

That nuts are a sort of fruit. ergo chocolate covered nuts

No. Chocolate doesn’t go with fruit (except bananas and sometimes strawberries) but it does go with nuts!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I don’t envy your situation. Choice paralysis is what would get me here. I was young and made my choice early

Please please feel free to dm me and tell me the choice you ended up making. I feel forever stuck in a loop of… do I choose me. But stay lonely. Because I’m not afraid of admitting I do get… lonely. Or do I settle.
(Dating just doesn’t work for me.)
Advice from women just hits different and I would seriously, seriouslyyyy appreciate it.
Sorry for the thread hog!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I have never been compared to a vibrator

You need a PR agent to get your buzz going

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I think it's a strong medication kind of night.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Has that number always been at the end of your username

Yes lmao

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’s going to be a very early night. Like in bed in half and hour kind of night.