What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

It’s almost happy hour. I need to take a break from day drinking so I can get ready to go out night drinking.
 
I was just thinking about how Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a fun show. I loved it in elementary school and I still think it's fun. It's creepy, though, which is not my usual fare.
 
I watched some Seth Myers (whatever his late night show is called) last night. Fist late night tv ive tried watching in a long time. If all late night shows are anywhere near as bad as that, it's no wonder the late night talk show ratings are shitting the bed. Probably a great show for people trying to cure their insomnia though.
 
Out the door to go get an international license, some kind of Scottish food to share (NOT HAGIS), and to pick up my 2 Billion dollar lottery ticket.
 
Judging by the ads it's shown me the last couple of months, YouTube definitely thinks that I speak Spanish. Kinda hard to sell me on shit when I got no idea wtf you're saying. 😆
 
Why are my legs and brain letting/ making me stay in bed rather than get up. 9 mins before verging on being late.
 
I wish I could get the image of a customer flipping his cock over the top of his pants. As described by his wife, because he doesn't like briefs with an opening. He wasn't that unattractive but at 9 30 in the morning my brain can't cope
 
I wonder if people send these DMs thinking, "I bet she has been waiting for this dick all day" or something. Just because I do wait for dick all day, does not mean I want the first one that pops into my DMs. Goodness. To quote the great Shania Twain, "okay, so you got a dick. That don't impress me much"
 
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