What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Out the door to go get an international license, some kind of Scottish food to share (NOT HAGIS), and to pick up my 2 Billion dollar lottery ticket.
 
Judging by the ads it's shown me the last couple of months, YouTube definitely thinks that I speak Spanish. Kinda hard to sell me on shit when I got no idea wtf you're saying. 😆
 
Why are my legs and brain letting/ making me stay in bed rather than get up. 9 mins before verging on being late.
 
I wish I could get the image of a customer flipping his cock over the top of his pants. As described by his wife, because he doesn't like briefs with an opening. He wasn't that unattractive but at 9 30 in the morning my brain can't cope
 
I wonder if people send these DMs thinking, "I bet she has been waiting for this dick all day" or something. Just because I do wait for dick all day, does not mean I want the first one that pops into my DMs. Goodness. To quote the great Shania Twain, "okay, so you got a dick. That don't impress me much"
 
My verbal prowess seems to have become dwindled, it’s more a sort of prows. Shortened like shortbread.
 
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