What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is what a lot of dudes say in the hope bait that some woman will fall for it and send nudes to "prove" otherwise. I know, because I fell for it too. Took me 76 nudes to realise what was going on.

It was so time consuming to keep finding women's nudes on the net to hide my dick.

Wait….you showed me your dick right out the gate! I’m feel so special.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I want pie.

 

[tommyt125]

I want pie.

Me too! Apple pie with crumble

 

[Xerxes82]

Do I want to stop and get food on the way home from the hospital, or just have leftovers? I really should just have the leftovers, but I am STILL craving pizza. Dammit. Lol.

 

[GoNorth2Camp]

That getting a divorce is an emotional roller coaster and that… My peach wine with a double shot of rum is almost out

 

[cheekygirl75]

Me too! Apple pie with crumble

Ew, apple pie, no… the best pie is pecan.

 

[tommyt125]

Ew, apple pie, no… the best pie is pecan.

Never besmirch the good name of the most iconic pie in all the lands!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Ew, apple pie, no… the best pie is pecan.

What about meat pies

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ....

It's gonna be an early night

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'm thinking a tongue in my mouth would really be neato right now

 

[barefootgirl69]

Feck this humidity.

 

[DannieB]

Baby girl tested positive for strep and I’m not feeling so great tonight

 

[Taegul]

Everyone should be wishing me a happy birthday because I was apparently born yesterday.

JFC.

 

[smtst5]

1125pm and Im watching the waves drunk off my ass

 

[Shady_nz]

Baby girl tested positive for strep and I’m not feeling so great tonight

 

[Abeona1]

I'm laying here, when I should be ironing.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm thinking a tongue in my mouth would really be neato right now

Do you not have one?

 

[Cat]

Do you not have one?

Oh darn it Amber!!

Now I am trying to imagine how it would feel not to have a tongue in my mouth..

Weeeeeeird!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh darn it Amber!!

Now I am trying to imagine how it would feel not to have a tongue in my mouth..

Weeeeeeird!

Spacious

 

[Cat]

Spacious

It is like a bloody ballroom in there!

 

[AmberLGreen]

It is like a bloody ballroom in there!

Room for the glitter balls

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Room for the glitter balls

Is that all it takes?

 

[Cat]

Room for the glitter balls

Noooo!!!
- That made me laugh waaaaaay more than it should have!

 

[lilmissdarling]

I cant sleep, I should run muck.

 

[deft]

Room for the glitter balls

You rang?