We should start a band, call it Sonic Death Monkey
Most of my references are that movie and almost famousWe should start a band, call it Sonic Death Monkey
Hopefully I am not the only one picking up the High Fidelity references.
When I really think of sad bastard music, Elliot Smith really is the best.
Mo, I'm telling you this for your own good: that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen. That's a Cosby sweater. Your knitting a Cosby sweater….. I’ll chip in a few bucks for the OF just for the laughs
but there’s a local guy who I think would be great so I might give him a call. 
Glad you like the shenanigans
Who needs sleep?! Shotgun a Monster and grab a quad shot latte and you’ll be fine!Telling myself we land in 6hrs, 5hrs of sleep is enough right?
I can feel my heart palpitating already
How did you know?! Remember the Monster BFCs?!
lol rookie!
lol I work in an Army hospital. The only reliable item, the only fully stocked item in our 24 hr shoppette is the Monster cooler lol. My favorite coffee cart knows my car and starts my drink before I even get to the window!
Monsters and Rip-Its. How the fuck has my heart not exploded yet?!
Oh that’s right!!! I never did rip-its! We had a kid on base take a preworkout and drink a C4 before a PT test. Died during the run. Had a freaking heart attack!
And he wasn't the only one.
So much shooting...tsk tsk. All this caffeine makes you violent
You should look at my threadI wonder what the male equivalent would be?
tap on the emoji if you dare
Always, always stab.should I be stabbing instead?!
I dunno
take a stab at it and see if you lash out. Sorry if these dad jokes are cutting.
