jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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I keep telling myself to get into the hot tub, but I also keep finding little admin things to do that are keeping me from it. And now it's hot outside...shit...
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Funny.. mines got better at focusing on the small things...Stop watching porn on your phone. All that squinting is bad for your eyes..
all I hear is "look at my cleavage"Funny.. mines got better at focusing on the small things...
My cleavage is not a small thing....all I hear is "look at my cleavage"![]()
Lust or bust..My cleavage is not a small thing....
Thats why my eyes still work without squinting. I only focus on the larger objects.My cleavage is not a small thing....
So you were focusing on his little pee-pee?Funny.. mines got better at focusing on the small things...
*shimmys*Thats why my eyes still work without squinting. I only focus on the larger objects.
Say cleavage again... I like the way they ripple when you say it![]()
Only what I could see without a magnifying glass...So you were focusing on his little pee-pee?
My husband maybe?Only what I could see without a magnifying glass...
Hang on, who are we talking about here?![]()
Take your pick...*waves arms around*Only what I could see without a magnifying glass...
Hang on, who are we talking about here?![]()
doesnt matter, all of them are little and shriveled when she is about, well the normal ones anyway that aren't into shank piercings.Only what I could see without a magnifying glass...
Hang on, who are we talking about here?![]()
Not at all a totally creepy thing to say in isolation.I have got a key her apartment...hmmmm
Wasn’t met as a negative just a passing through.Not at all a totally creepy thing to say in isolation.
I thought this saidTake your pick...*waves arms around*
Or, @ShaneoD , did the 'nap' - hahahaha - did the 'nap' - wait for it - hahahahaha - did the 'nap- get very much in hand..?That "nap" got out of hand![]()
I was referring to a sleep that lasted longer than I expected, usually the in hand thing happens before I go to bed at night, I couldn't risk that before a nap, I'd never wake upOr, @ShaneoD , did the 'nap' - hahahaha - did the 'nap' - wait for it - hahahahaha - did the 'nap- get very much in hand..?
ahahahaha.
Did you see what I did there?![]()