What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[haha_on_me]

Come visit. They’re fucking loud here.

I must, I miss their chatter in the trees.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

One of me, anyway...

I’m keeping a spreadsheet.

I’ll loan it to CCG for her book.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Too numerous to mention. Assume its everyone.

 

[Carmina24]

Pick-up Lines

Oddly enough, the best pick-up line I ever received wasn’t flashy, clever, or dripping with poetic charm.

It was the simplest hello.

What made it the best was what came after - a friendship that grew naturally. He was always respectful, always funny, and a delight to talk to. Even when our conversations turned a little steamy, he never pushed. The connection deepened at its own pace… and that simple hello became the first step into something unexpectedly magical.

So to our gentlemen friends - you don’t need fancy words to win someone over. You don’t need to stage a grand performance. All you need is to show up as yourself, with genuine intent. Authenticity will do the rest.

Originally posted in:
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-art-of-getting-lit-laid.1639025/post-101395623

 

[MedicalMuse]

A night owl and an early bird is a terrible combination

Curse of my life

Who are these strange creatures?

*eyes morning people suspiciously*

Fuck off. We have to work like conventional people lol

Well yes unfortunately work are absolutely adamant that I am there in the mornings the fiends

Right bastards

I must, I miss their chatter in the trees.

They are so noisy. Come here. We can always drink coffee and look at each other because the birds are so loud you won’t hear me anyway

 

[haha_on_me]

They are so noisy. Come here. We can always drink coffee and look at each other because the birds are so loud you won’t hear me anyway

Deal.

The cicadas are deafing here as of late, but the birds have disappeared.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Deal.

The cicadas are deafing here as of late, but the birds have disappeared.

Ugh the birds are probably still there. Just the cicadas are fucking louder.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Praise Kellogg (or Post, whoever came first) for the invention of cereal.
It really is my go-to when I don't feel like cooking.

 

[awired50]

Ugh the birds are probably still there. Just the cicadas are fucking louder.

Hey pretty lady! Great to see you! @MedicalMuse

 

[CuriousRick]

Not sure what I did wrong this time

 

[awired50]

Hey pretty lady! Great to see you! @MedicalMuse

How are you?

 

[haha_on_me]

Ugh the birds are probably still there. Just the cicadas are fucking louder.

Does that mean the coffee invitation is revoked?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Does that mean the coffee invitation is revoked?

Nope, you come here.

 

[haha_on_me]

Nope, you come here.

Awesome!

I had coffee in El Salvador that was $3k a bag. It was pretty good.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Awesome!

I had coffee in El Salvador that was $3k a bag. It was pretty good.

I've got Salvadorian coffee in my kitchen cabinet.

It was tossed to me by a mechanic, so I doubt it's the same kind.

I'm sure your's is better.

 

[StillRain]

I wonder if it’s almost time for a Lit wedding planners thread?!

 

[Neanderthal247]

I wonder if it’s almost time for a Lit wedding planners thread?!

I'll go to the Divorce Party

 

[InThe312]

I wonder if it’s almost time for a Lit wedding planners thread?!

Is that who we’re using?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that who we’re using?

*Gets ring binder ready *

 

[Sexy_Singer]

What a piece of shit.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Up early and loving the quiet

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Why on earth would my wife tell me that there are vendors at her convention selling giant plush penises if she wasn't going to buy giant plush penises??? Bitch, bring home some stuffed dongs so we can have a dong fight in the living room!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Why on earth would my wife tell me that there are vendors at her convention selling giant plush penises if she wasn't going to buy giant plush penises??? Bitch, bring home some stuffed dongs so we can have a dong fight in the living room!

The real question is: Are they all the same color?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The real question is: Are they all the same color?

And shape
And size
And circumcised
And
I better stop

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

And shape
And size
And circumcised
And
I better stop

What's the saying? Variety is the spice of life? LOL