What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Neanderthal247]

I wonder if it’s almost time for a Lit wedding planners thread?!

I'll go to the Divorce Party

 

[InThe312]

I wonder if it’s almost time for a Lit wedding planners thread?!

Is that who we’re using?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that who we’re using?

*Gets ring binder ready *

 

[Sexy_Singer]

What a piece of shit.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Up early and loving the quiet

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Why on earth would my wife tell me that there are vendors at her convention selling giant plush penises if she wasn't going to buy giant plush penises??? Bitch, bring home some stuffed dongs so we can have a dong fight in the living room!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Why on earth would my wife tell me that there are vendors at her convention selling giant plush penises if she wasn't going to buy giant plush penises??? Bitch, bring home some stuffed dongs so we can have a dong fight in the living room!

The real question is: Are they all the same color?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The real question is: Are they all the same color?

And shape
And size
And circumcised
And
I better stop

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

And shape
And size
And circumcised
And
I better stop

What's the saying? Variety is the spice of life? LOL

 

[Hornymwtxn]

What's the saying? Variety is the spice of life? LOL

That is a damn good saying imo

 

[EctoJohn]

I like Halloween too, but it's still summer.
How have so many been posting about it since mid-July?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I like Halloween too, but it's still summer.
How have so many been posting about it since mid-July?

For me, it helps me get through the hell of summer heat. The anticipation of fall and cooler, beautiful weather with hot chocolate and bonfires and horror movies, etc. I think in one word... hope.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ex

For me, it helps me get through the hell of summer heat. The anticipation of fall and cooler, beautiful weather with hot chocolate and bonfires and horror movies, etc. I think in one word... hope.

sweaters and jeans! Sweatshirts!

When I can drink hot coffee and not have it cause a hot flash?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ex

sweaters and jeans! Sweatshirts!

When I can drink hot coffee and not have it cause a hot flash?

Omg yes!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fuck, gotta mow again and double fuck weed eat

 

[Tallulah82]

Fuck, gotta mow again and double fuck weed eat

Is my brain not working? I know I can be slow, but...?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is my brain not working? I know I can be slow, but...?

I have to attend to lawn care duties.

Certainly not as fun as conversing with you

 

[Tallulah82]

I have to attend to lawn care duties.

Certainly not as fun as conversing with you

I got the gardening vibe but it was double fucking and what came after that that made me doubt. I'm not down with street talk so I really was confused.

Enjoy your mowing. I hope you have a ride-on machine.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I got the gardening vibe but it was double fucking and what came after that that made me doubt. I'm not down with street talk so I really was confused.

Enjoy your mowing. I hope you have a ride-on machine.

I do. The double fucking was the weed eating needing to be done as well.

 

[Tallulah82]

I do. The double fucking was the weed eating needing to be done as well.

I know you're talking properly, and clearly it's just how my brain is functioning today but this made me laugh too.

 

[haha_on_me]

I've got Salvadorian coffee in my kitchen cabinet.

It was tossed to me by a mechanic, so I doubt it's the same kind.

I'm sure your's is better.

One never knows, your mechanic, if El Salvadorian, probably has access to the good stuff. Regardless, enjoy.

 

[smtst5]

Movie then sushi

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

About relieving some tension

 

[Sexy_Singer]

1. Back on iggy.

2. Will she ever be ready on time for things?

 

[ShaneoD]

Some days I log on and can have intelligent conversations, other days a lady will indulge my horny thoughts and I'm just an erect horny moron, I'll let you guess which day is today