What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AtramentousRex]

I like them mostly covered with a hand, a sheet, clean undergarments. Tasteful, and of course, hard.

Takes notes. For posterity.

 

[redsnowbunny]

I like them mostly covered with a hand, a sheet, clean undergarments. Tasteful, and of course, hard.

Tasteful... tasty...
isn't it the same?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No comment!

...shit, I'm out of lube!

Er... Oh. Did I say that out loud?



YES! Blame Lit. That works. I've been corrupted!



How many more times Amber? No wanking over my granddad's underwear!

"Granddad's underwear" = my panties becoming as dry as a desert.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm thinking about the nightmare I had last night.

 

[Cruel_summer]

Migraines are fucking annoying.

 

[Peter_Out]

*cough* Bullshit *cough*

I mean, thanks for the vote of confidence ( ), but if my erection could reach from groin to heart then I'd be in the Guinness Book of World Records!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don't wanna!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

I don't wanna!!!

Me either!!!!

 

[Peter_Out]

Just what kind of shot are you trying to take!

 

[Peter_Out]

Although

was actually the lyric I went in search of when reading your reply. My brain had confuzzled the two songs (both Bon Jovi, y' see?)

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"Granddad's underwear" = my panties becoming as dry as a desert.

Oh shit. Shit! Er... Wait..I mean. Ooh... ahhh... Oh fuck it. I can't be arsed.

 

[cheekygirl75]

What's for lunch... that will take up some procrastination time!

 

[Peter_Out]

I like them mostly covered with a hand, a sheet, clean undergarments. Tasteful, and of course, hard.

If you'd provide the hand then I'm sure the last requirement would naturally follow.

 

[ericalauren]

I love crocheting! The icing on the cake is making my friends happy by crocheting for them. Also, it's nice when I get paid for my work.

 

[jason28053]

I like them mostly covered with a hand, a sheet, clean undergarments. Tasteful, and of course, hard.

I notice you had to mention clean where the underwear is concerned.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I like them mostly covered with a hand, a sheet, clean undergarments. Tasteful, and of course, hard.

So, you prefer seeing the strain of fabric against turgid flesh, pulsing in anticipation of your cool touch, first through the fabric and, later, slipping against warm (hot) skin until you wrap your hungry fingers around the waiting hardness that is being thrust toward you...?

Something like that?

 

[jason28053]

I’m wondering how is the jock coming along that @EvaLane is knitting me!?

 

[EvaLane]

I’m wondering how is the jock coming along that @EvaLane is knitting me!?

I told you, I need accurate measurements

 

[jason28053]

I told you, I need accurate measurements

Just tell me what to measure

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just tell me what to measure

 

[Fiestykitten]

So I read something and a certain point of it stuck out to me
"coke can sized cock"
I have soooo many questions....

Is this even possible?
How would you make that fit?
If you can make it fit would the girl even want to?
Will it leave the poor woman with a gaping vagina the size of the grand canyon?
Can you recover from that grand canyon hole?
How can you wear pants?
Does it even fit in pants or does it have to go down a pant leg?
If it does have to go down a pant leg, I'm sorry that must be so uncomfy for you.
How do you hide a boner?
If the size of your cock is that big then how big are your balls cause proportions....
So is that the equivalent of having a horse cock?
Do they make underwear big enough to hold your man meat or do you have to free ball it all day?
What happens if it's hot and your balls start to sweat and then it sticks to your junk? Like, has it ever pulled a ball up and you've gotten pinched in your pant leg?

I need the answers to this! ( I seriously hate my brain rn)

 

[NakedStoryLover]

So I read something and a certain point of it stuck out to me
"coke can sized cock"
I have soooo many questions....

Is this even possible?
How would you make that fit?
If you can make it fit would the girl even want to?
Will it leave the poor woman with a gaping vagina the size of the grand canyon?
Can you recover from that grand canyon hole?
How can you wear pants?
Does it even fit in pants or does it have to go down a pant leg?
If it does have to go down a pant leg, I'm sorry that must be so uncomfy for you.
How do you hide a boner?
If the size of your cock is that big then how big are your balls cause proportions....
So is that the equivalent of having a horse cock?
Do they make underwear big enough to hold your man meat or do you have to free ball it all day?
What happens if it's hot and your balls start to sweat and then it sticks to your junk? Like, has it ever pulled a ball up and you've gotten pinched in your pant leg?

I need the answers to this! ( I seriously hate my brain rn)

I just wanted to record the fact that I am not anatomically qualified to answer these queries. ️

 

[Fiestykitten]

I just wanted to record the fact that I am not anatomically qualified to answer these queries. ️

huh?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So I read something and a certain point of it stuck out to me
"coke can sized cock"
I have soooo many questions....

Is this even possible?
How would you make that fit?
If you can make it fit would the girl even want to?
Will it leave the poor woman with a gaping vagina the size of the grand canyon?
Can you recover from that grand canyon hole?
How can you wear pants?
Does it even fit in pants or does it have to go down a pant leg?
If it does have to go down a pant leg, I'm sorry that must be so uncomfy for you.
How do you hide a boner?
If the size of your cock is that big then how big are your balls cause proportions....
So is that the equivalent of having a horse cock?
Do they make underwear big enough to hold your man meat or do you have to free ball it all day?
What happens if it's hot and your balls start to sweat and then it sticks to your junk? Like, has it ever pulled a ball up and you've gotten pinched in your pant leg?

I need the answers to this! ( I seriously hate my brain rn)

*Paging Mr @Bbl87!*

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

I’m just hoping my afternoon is going to go better than I think it’s going to go…