What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[QwertyMaster]

Is a sapiosexual someone who can only get off to porn that has been tinted brown? Wait, no, that's a sepiasexual

 

[Fiestykitten]

I am thinking of making a Mo mask to attach to my vibrator

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[Neanderthal247]

I just wanna smack my coworker in the face with a piece of bologna

Make him ride the bologna pony

 

[AmberLGreen]

Already so sick of hearing my stupid voice during e-bang sesh?

Only when you keep asking me to slap your saggy balls with my pancake titties. It takes my train of thought away from my fantasy

 

[Fiestykitten]

Make him ride the bologna pony

Wow, 2 laughs today
Who are you and what have you done with the caveman?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Only when you keep asking me to slap your saggy balls with my pancake titties. It takes my train of thought away from my fantasy

Is that weird? Should I switch it up?

 

[AtramentousRex]

Veritas sine timore

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is that weird? Should I switch it up?

Maybe a little role reversal where you slap my pancake titties with your saggy balls. I love a good tit wank but just be careful not to go too fast or you will just roll those titties right up

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Maybe a little role reversal where you slap my pancake titties with your saggy balls. I love a good tit wank but just be careful not to go too fast or you will just roll those titties right up

I just came.

 

[ShaneoD]

Why do my eyes hurt?

Damn lady perverts with their pictures making me all horny and making me forget I wear glasses now

 

[Neanderthal247]

Wow, 2 laughs today
Who are you and what have you done with the caveman?

I thought I was always funny lol.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I just came.

You lasted longer than I expected. Have you been on the margaritas again?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I thought I was always funny lol.

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Not funny

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You lasted longer than I expected. Have you been on the margaritas again?

Lol…Day two of dry no lie actually.

 

[FreckledSprite]

 

[AtramentousRex]

If someone talks about Litsters they used to chat with as Stalkers
They’re probably a bad dude. I fell for it. And @LostHorizon is probably telling the next batch of girls I’m one now.

You know who you are. Nothing he or ayone else says means anything. It doesn't make it true.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Why do my eyes hurt?

Damn lady perverts with their pictures making me all horny and making me forget I wear glasses now

Or you've masturbated so much your dehydrated...and that's why your eyes hurt.

 

[ShaneoD]

Or you've masturbated so much your dehydrated...and that's why your eyes hurt.

You give me far, far too much credit

 

[FreckledSprite]

You know who you are. Nothing he or ayone else says means anything. It doesn't make it true.

Thank you. That’s kind of you to say.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You give me far, far too much credit

I believe in you.

 

[Neanderthal247]

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Not funny

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[ShaneoD]

I may have overshared a little lately

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I'm thinking great, super amazing guys exist...

@Lonestar79
@CuriousInAR78
@Landpirate

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

pop tarts are just sad... and jealous they aren't toaster strudels

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I'm thinking great, super amazing guys exist...

@Lonestar79
@CuriousInAR78
@Landpirate

You're pretty awesome yourself