What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MindYaBitness]

I'm not sure that I was. BUT, that wasn't her love language, and it took me until a few years ago (in my very early 20s) to figure out that she had to express herself with gifts instead of physical contact. I hope someone didn't ruin physical contact for her a long time ago

Is this like having a lollipop?

Super religious guy. Never really gelled with how my brain worked through things. Believed in 'spare the rod, spoil the child' but was really a teddy bear at heart. In the last 5 years we've really turned a corner and hug every time we see each other, where it used to be a handshake. He was trying to raise me how he knew best, and always meant well

This display of emotional maturity is very attractive to most ladies. Make sure to demonstrate such traits at any and all feed/pet food conventions

I think in some folks cases it could be some deep parental love issues. Other’s maybe something with current politics or even astrological. A few dudes never get laid. For me personally it’s my dealer wasn’t holding that good shit today.

Florida legal gummies had me messed up for a full 18 hours. I cannot imagine what your dealer has access to!

 

[Qky75]

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Clearly not

 

[Mo_Bandy]

This display of emotional maturity is very attractive to most ladies. Make sure to demonstrate such traits at any and all feed/pet food conventions

Florida legal gummies had me messed up for a full 18 hours. I cannot imagine what your dealer has access to!

Florida huh? I think maybe we have the same dealer.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This display of emotional maturity is very attractive to most ladies. Make sure to demonstrate such traits at any and all feed/pet food conventions

Your mind is almost too sharp The convention deadline passed, plus I'm tied up with a million other work/life items. Still on track for mid-late May

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that stopped listening to hip hop 20 years ago.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your mind is almost too sharp The convention deadline passed, plus I'm tied up with a million other work/life items. Still on track for mid-late May

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

I love being perfectly buzzed and it's only 8:30

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love being perfectly buzzed and it's only 8:30

Wait a minnit….no 20 something has ever said these words!

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait a minnit….no 20 something has ever said these words!

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[MandaPandaa]

Wait a minnit….no 20 something has ever said these words!

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If I were a sapiosexual I'd be so turned on right now...

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I love being perfectly buzzed and it's only 8:30

830 Am? I typically stop drinking by 6-7pm.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I just wanna smack my coworker in the face with a piece of bologna

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I were a sapiosexual I'd be so turned on right now...

Good thing you’re actually intelligent instead of insecure and pretentious. Otherwise it would be weird.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Wait…am I Spider-Man here?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wait…am I Spider-Man here?

Stop trying to be a man, we all know you are a spider monkey

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait…am I Spider-Man here?

It works both ways!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stop trying to be a man, we all know you are a spider monkey

It could be anyone under that mask! You don’t know!

 

[AmberLGreen]

It could be anyone under that mask! You don’t know!

But they have the same wrist action as you. I know from the video you sent me

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude the last time I wore a mask was either during Covid or when I banged that Zookeeper and she let me wear gorilla mask.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But they have the same wrist action as you. I know from the video you sent me

Haha! I was wearing the same mask in…eerrr…I don’t know what you’re talking about!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Dude the last time I wore a mask was either during Covid or when I banged that Zookeeper and she let me wear gorilla mask.

I am thinking of making a Mo mask to attach to my vibrator

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I am thinking of making a Mo mask to attach to my vibrator

Already so sick of hearing my stupid voice during e-bang sesh?

 

[QwertyMaster]

Is a sapiosexual someone who can only get off to porn that has been tinted brown? Wait, no, that's a sepiasexual

 

[Fiestykitten]

I am thinking of making a Mo mask to attach to my vibrator

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[Neanderthal247]

I just wanna smack my coworker in the face with a piece of bologna

Make him ride the bologna pony