What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ericalauren]

Someone on Instagram sent me a link to a pirated porn video. At first I thought that his account was hacked. It turns out he was just trying to be “silly”. Anyway, I blocked him for the consent violation. Stop stealing from sex workers.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and tell them hippy skanks at goat yoga that my jizz tastes like slightly bitter kombucha.

 

[cheekygirl75]

None of them are as sexy as Keifer Sutherland.

I’d put them on par with him. I always liked Alex Winter in that movie the best.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Might fuck around and tell them hippy skanks at goat yoga that my jizz tastes like slightly bitter kombucha.

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

 

[AtramentousRex]

I'm thinking that, it's nice sometimes to be teased. Just by the special ones.

 

[LostHorizon]

Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?

You set up that Have-A-Heart trap fast!

 

[MandaPandaa]

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

Umm. I like kombucha...

Although, tbf, they are not all created equally.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?

Have you seen Lost Horizons? Possibly.

 

[LostHorizon]

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

I do… ginger lemon is quite tasty.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

My jizz tastes like coconut pineapple water and with all the booze I drink must be pina coloadas all the time you know.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and spray that CK One so I can go pick up some skanks at Applebees Karaoke night.

 

[Qky75]

Umm. I like kombucha...

Although, tbf, they are not all created equally.

Neither is all jizz

 

[LostHorizon]

I'm thinking that, it's nice sometimes to be teased. Just by the special ones.

I read this fast and thought it said “it’s nice to be TASED by the special ones.”

I was thinking “wow, what kind of new kink is this?”

Then read it again and saw you said TEASED…. I have to admit I was slightly disappointed

 

[MandaPandaa]

Neither is all jizz

Have you sampled lots of jizz then? Lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Might fuck around and spray that CK One so I can go pick up some skanks at Applebees Karaoke night.

Trivia night is where all the slutty sapiosexuals go

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have you sampled lots of jizz then? Lol

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZzVkdWZkMDRhN2kwamRpOTZkeDNodDl6bmt2amFla3d6cjlxNGlldiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/p73ysgcGPUhTW/giphy.gif

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Trivia night is where all the slutty sapiosexuals go

A who? Is that some new school they/them pronouns?

 

[Qky75]

Have you sampled lots of jizz then? Lol

I wouldn't say ....lots

 

[Mrmphilll2]

One May Day of this conference

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My jizz tastes like coconut pineapple water and with all the booze I drink must be pina coloadas all the time you know.

So you’ve gotten over the infamous block huh? Good for you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Trivia night is where all the slutty sapiosexuals go

I was just saying today how’s that’s the dumbest word. Are you spying on me? Who’s your mole?!?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, like that's going to work.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A who? Is that some new school they/them pronouns?

People who get turned on by smart people
That carried me through high school and college... which was only a few short years ago

 

[MandaPandaa]

I was just saying today how’s that’s the dumbest word. Are you spying on me? Who’s your mole?!?!

I was also surprised to see that word again after our conversation...

 

[MandaPandaa]

People who get turned on by smart people
That carried me through high school and college... which was only a few short years ago

Because you're only in your 20s, right?