What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LostHorizon]

I’m trying…

Today I am trying to try….

 

[EvaLane]

Men missing beards, while you’re waiting for them to grow back in, please consider these options in the meantime -

 

[cheekygirl75]

Then instead of a silver bullet and a sprig of whatever you need a wooden stake and some garlic.

The 1/5 vodka comes in handy for both creatures.

A crucifix doesn’t hurt either.

Oh but I don’t want to kill them!

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh but I don’t want to kill them!

So you’re looking for a Have-A-Heart trap for vampires?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Men missing beards, while you’re waiting for them to grow back in, please consider these options in the meantime -

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Or this, they’re always sexy!

 

[cheekygirl75]

So you’re looking for a Have-A-Heart trap for vampires?

Hmmm, something like that!

 

[LostHorizon]

Hmmm, something like that!

That is very sweet of you to have a heart for vampires.

That could be a bumper sticker…

I Vampires…

You can still use the vodka, or champagne or whatever to celebrate catching a vampire!

 

[cheekygirl75]

That is very sweet of you to have a heart for vampires.

That could be a bumper sticker…

I Vampires…

You can still use the vodka, or champagne or whatever to celebrate catching a vampire!

Needs a little more blood, like this:



Does a vampire get drunk if they drink the blood of a drunk person?

 

[LostHorizon]

Needs a little more blood, like this:

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Does a vampire get drunk if they drink the blood of a drunk person?

Ohh… yes that’s much better.

No, vampires are dead already therefore they don’t get drunk.

Also I would imagine that the blood of a drunk person wouldn’t be as tasty as the pure blood of a sober person.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You have werewolves on the brain! I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)

Go original or go home

 

[cheekygirl75]

Go original or go home

Nah, not very sexy… I’ll take one of these:

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ohh… yes that’s much better.

No, vampires are dead already therefore they don’t get drunk.

Also I would imagine that the blood of a drunk person wouldn’t be as tasty as the pure blood of a sober person.

Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?

 

[ShaneoD]

I never thought a peg board would make me so happy

 

[cheekygirl75]

I never thought a peg board would make me so happy

You’re into pegging?

 

[LostHorizon]

Nah, not very sexy… I’ll take one of these:

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None of them are as sexy as Keifer Sutherland.

 

[ericalauren]

Someone on Instagram sent me a link to a pirated porn video. At first I thought that his account was hacked. It turns out he was just trying to be “silly”. Anyway, I blocked him for the consent violation. Stop stealing from sex workers.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and tell them hippy skanks at goat yoga that my jizz tastes like slightly bitter kombucha.

 

[cheekygirl75]

None of them are as sexy as Keifer Sutherland.

I’d put them on par with him. I always liked Alex Winter in that movie the best.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Might fuck around and tell them hippy skanks at goat yoga that my jizz tastes like slightly bitter kombucha.

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

 

[AtramentousRex]

I'm thinking that, it's nice sometimes to be teased. Just by the special ones.

 

[LostHorizon]

Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?

You set up that Have-A-Heart trap fast!

 

[MandaPandaa]

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

Umm. I like kombucha...

Although, tbf, they are not all created equally.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?

Have you seen Lost Horizons? Possibly.

 

[LostHorizon]

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

I do… ginger lemon is quite tasty.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

No, no, no… you have to convince them it will make their wrinkles go away or something. No one drinks kombucha for the taste!

My jizz tastes like coconut pineapple water and with all the booze I drink must be pina coloadas all the time you know.