Sexy_Singer
Retired Legend
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Haven't I done enough for the good of lit? I'm retired now.


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Haven't I done enough for the good of lit? I'm retired now.


To….I’m trying…
To live my best lifeTo….
Hunt a werewolf?
That’s a yes then?To live my best life
You have werewolves on the brain!To….
Hunt a werewolf?
 I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
 I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)Shiny vampires - off to Google i go. Happy to bite - but not sure about drawing bloodYou have werewolves on the brain!I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
It’s a reference to Twilight - their vampires sparkle in the sun. I hate TwilightShiny vampires - off to Google i go. Happy to bite - but not sure about drawing blood

Then instead of a silver bullet and a sprig of whatever you need a wooden stake and some garlic.You have werewolves on the brain!I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
Just seen that. Not sure I’m proud or embarrassed I never watched twilightIt’s a reference to Twilight - their vampires sparkle in the sun. I hate Twilight
Today I am trying to try….I’m trying…
Oh but I don’t want to kill them!Then instead of a silver bullet and a sprig of whatever you need a wooden stake and some garlic.
The 1/5 vodka comes in handy for both creatures.
A crucifix doesn’t hurt either.

So you’re looking for a Have-A-Heart trap for vampires?Oh but I don’t want to kill them!
Or this, they’re always sexy!Men missing beards, while you’re waiting for them to grow back in, please consider these options in the meantime -
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Hmmm, something like that!So you’re looking for a Have-A-Heart trap for vampires?
That is very sweet of you to have a heart for vampires.Hmmm, something like that!
 Vampires…
 Vampires…Ohh… yes that’s much better.Needs a little more blood, like this:
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Does a vampire get drunk if they drink the blood of a drunk person?
Go original or go homeYou have werewolves on the brain!I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?Ohh… yes that’s much better.
No, vampires are dead already therefore they don’t get drunk.
Also I would imagine that the blood of a drunk person wouldn’t be as tasty as the pure blood of a sober person.
You’re into pegging?I never thought a peg board would make me so happy
None of them are as sexy as Keifer Sutherland.