Sexy_Singer
Retired Legend
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It's still there.Nnnnooooooooo!!! No shaving the beard!
For now...*evil laugh*
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It's still there.Nnnnooooooooo!!! No shaving the beard!
Haven't I done enough for the good of lit? I'm retired now.
To….I’m trying…
To live my best lifeTo….
Hunt a werewolf?
That’s a yes then?To live my best life
You have werewolves on the brain!To….
Hunt a werewolf?
Shiny vampires - off to Google i go. Happy to bite - but not sure about drawing bloodYou have werewolves on the brain!I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
It’s a reference to Twilight - their vampires sparkle in the sun. I hate TwilightShiny vampires - off to Google i go. Happy to bite - but not sure about drawing blood
Then instead of a silver bullet and a sprig of whatever you need a wooden stake and some garlic.You have werewolves on the brain!I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
Just seen that. Not sure I’m proud or embarrassed I never watched twilightIt’s a reference to Twilight - their vampires sparkle in the sun. I hate Twilight![]()
Today I am trying to try….I’m trying…
Oh but I don’t want to kill them!Then instead of a silver bullet and a sprig of whatever you need a wooden stake and some garlic.
The 1/5 vodka comes in handy for both creatures.
A crucifix doesn’t hurt either.
So you’re looking for a Have-A-Heart trap for vampires?Oh but I don’t want to kill them!![]()
Or this, they’re always sexy!Men missing beards, while you’re waiting for them to grow back in, please consider these options in the meantime -
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Hmmm, something like that!So you’re looking for a Have-A-Heart trap for vampires?
That is very sweet of you to have a heart for vampires.Hmmm, something like that!
Ohh… yes that’s much better.Needs a little more blood, like this:
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Does a vampire get drunk if they drink the blood of a drunk person?![]()
Go original or go homeYou have werewolves on the brain!I’m more partial to vampires, myself (but not the shiny ones)
Now I’m suspicious how you know so much about vampires…. Have I already caught one?Ohh… yes that’s much better.
No, vampires are dead already therefore they don’t get drunk.
Also I would imagine that the blood of a drunk person wouldn’t be as tasty as the pure blood of a sober person.