What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've never seen the show before, but the recent story about The Survivor's caught my eye. A wonderful and meaningful story based on what actually happened during filming.

The Survivor's

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've accidentally fallen into a slutty season of life and I'm not sure how the hell this is going to go, but I'm going to just have fun and go with it

Well I can’t say this is me, but I approve anyway

 

[Photog1rl]

I've accidentally fallen into a slutty season of life and I'm not sure how the hell this is going to go, but I'm going to just have fun and go with it

I'm in the opposite season right now but I love this for you. Spring is the perfect time for it. Enjoy it all

 

[ericalauren]

Remember when people (mostly allocishet men) made websites counting down to when MaryKate and Ashley Olsen were going to turn 18? That was terrible. Don’t do that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Should I keep reading about the spy or start another chapter of this memoir...or start a fiction book to unwind with?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Remember when people (mostly allocishet men) made websites counting down to when MaryKate and Ashley Olsen were going to turn 18? That was terrible. Don’t do that.

Why are men

 

[SmokingFap]

Why are men

To kill the spiders.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

To kill the spiders.

Goddammit

 

[ShaneoD]

Why are men

Why do I have a feeling we weren't going to do well if predictive text hadn't fucked you over?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why do I have a feeling we weren't going to do well if predictive text hadn't fucked you over?

No predictive text needed, just “why are men”

It’s a thing

 

[EvaLane]

It always starts too hot, too much, too intense. And by the end, I’m left chasing warmth that isn’t there anymore.

I hope no one else needed hot water this morning

 

[Dayhoosier]

Want

 

[ShaneoD]

No predictive text needed, just “why are men”

It’s a thing

I remember hearing a female colleague asking "why do we need men?"

And another replying "because vibrators can't buy drinks", I'm getting the same vibes from this

 

[EvaLane]

"why do we need men?"

I can think of a few reasons

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-03/6/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-30655-1520365370-1.gif

https://media.tenor.com/TakKfEs-rg0AAAAM/money.gif

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/71/5e/42715e02397ebbb53b60bfb73d886d08.gif

 

[Jordan90]

It always starts too hot, too much, too intense. And by the end, I’m left chasing warmth that isn’t there anymore.

I hope no one else needed hot water this morning

Does hot water with dark particulates floating in it count?

I'm thinking coffee is the most important thing on my to-do list this morning...

 

[hulmule]

My mine racing on what im going to do, get done and things for the weekend. and a few pm's lol

 

[ShaneoD]

I see my drunk self had time to post here, must have been somewhere in between tidying the living room, tidying and reorganizing the kitchen, sober me is going to take credit for raising the kitchenette level, the only fault with drunk me was he forgot to put the earbuds back in the charging case

 

[ccs29745]

I must have the only wife who fuses about sex and then laughs when I offer morning wood.

 

[deft]

Does a recording of a duck’s quack echo?

 

[MrMakersMark]

So...can these sex robots be hacked and programmed to kill their human partners like they do in the movies or nah?


And if so...it appears we've copied authentically every last nuance.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move.

https://postimg.cc/75Hcrmb7

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move...

She sounds like one of those people that can control only this one thing in life. But, because it's that one thing, oooh, you better not mess with her. Cuz she's probably one condescending remark away from doing something really crazy...




Side note, completely unrelated, I think I'm watching too much true crime before bed.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Attention all Litsters. Official poll

If you are put into orbit by the potential details of @EvaLane bedroom activities please react with a

If you are bored by them please provide a react.

Winners will be notified of their prize sometime by somebody.

I must admit I’m a little surprised at the lack of engagement with this poll.

Also a little sad that’s she’s bored by her own activities. But what are you gonna do? Democracy has spoken.

 

[EvaLane]

Boarded a plane. Not a large plane.
But seated next to a pretty big guy.
So..my shoulder is in the aisle.
It's tight.

3 rows of empty seats..no passengers for them.. right behind me.

So I decide to move.
No biggie, right?


Flight attendant sent me back because I didn't ask first...to move into an usused seat, 4ft away.

I didn't ask her..if I could move.

https://postimg.cc/75Hcrmb7

Aw no actually because now I feel bad for the person you’re sitting next to I would have asked the attendant if I could swap seats with you. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind being shoulder to shoulder with me

And I would ask very nicely

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Chloe_Harper doesn't read directions very well.