What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[RosewoodTulip]

No, I'm a Keanu fan too....
But...he was a horrible casting choice for it.
They should have found someone less Bill and Ted for it.
I mean, if we are going watch a Englishman get cucked by Dracula, lets make it Hugh Grant.
But Keanu tried!!

And I think he and Winona were actually somehow (but not really) married during the making of it.
Which is a funny bit of trivia.

Oh he was awful in it absolutely but I still love it. He was perfect for 12 year old me who still loved pretty boys but was getting into gothic stuff
And Hugh Grant back then wouldn't have been a good Jonathan. He was still in his simpering fop era - see Sense and Sensibility a couple of years later

And yes I love their friendship!

 

[LostHorizon]

Why is emancipating myself from mental slavery so fucking hard to do?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh he was awful in it absolutely but I still love it. He was perfect for 12 year old me who still loved pretty boys but was getting into gothic stuff
And Hugh Grant back then wouldn't have been a good Jonathan. He was still in his simpering fop era - see Sense and Sensibility a couple of years later

And yes I love their friendship!

Ok, fair.. so now I have to find a better actor.
Hmm. Johnny Lee Miller.
At least he's English.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I have just over a week to line up my April Fools pranks

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Ok, fair.. so now I have to find a better actor.
Hmm. Johnny Lee Miller.
At least he's English.

Oh he's great! Christopher Eccleston was also young in that time and would have been good too I think

 

[mickyp123]

You like it.

I just knew you liked a good Bean Flick

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It is beautiful in some ways. And the cast? Some great actors, and Keanu. But...

"This is going to be true to the novel." Then they make Dracula the hero and turn it into a love story. Mina is a truly powerful, strong, brave character in the novel, which considering it was written by a man in 1897, is an amazing thing .They take all of that away from her. All of it.

Sorry, sorry, I get you have Oldman, so you don't want bookDracula (who was basically a rapist), but I just hate they do Mina so dirty...

Fair, but still…Gary Oldman is fucking fantastic in everything he does.

Also, don’t love how some adaptations have Lucy as a Scarlett-at-the-picnic flirtatious socialite with 3 suitors who coddle the fuck out of her, but meh

No, I'm a Keanu fan too....
But...he was a horrible casting choice for it.
They should have found someone less Bill and Ted for it.

Oh he was awful in it absolutely but I still love it. He was perfect for 12 year old me who still loved pretty boys but was getting into gothic stuff
And Hugh Grant back then wouldn't have been a good Jonathan. He was still in his simpering fop era - see Sense and Sensibility a couple of years later

And yes I love their friendship!

I disliked Hugh in his sputtering heartthrob era (Sense and Sensibility was great mostly because of every single other actor in the ensemble, and Mickey Blue Eyes was actually funny, but the rest of his movies are pretty unwatchable for me), but am totally here for his new villain era!

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, I'm a Keanu fan too....
But...he was a horrible casting choice for it.
They should have found someone less Bill and Ted for it.
I mean, if we are going watch a Englishman get cucked by Dracula, lets make it Hugh Grant.
But Keanu tried!!

And I think he and Winona were actually somehow (but not really) married during the making of it.
Which is a funny bit of trivia.

Not as bad as Keanu doing Shakespeare. That was painful. I like him, but his acting has limitations.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Fair, but still…Gary Oldman is fucking fantastic in everything he does.

Also, don’t love how some adaptations have Mina as a Scarlett-at-the-picnic flirtatious socialite with 3 suitors who coddle the fuck out of her, but meh


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I disliked Hugh in his sputtering heartthrob era (Sense and Sensibility was great mostly because of every single other actor in the ensemble, and Mickey Blue Eyes was actually funny, but the rest of his movies are pretty unwatchable for me), but am totally here for his new villain era!

I really like Keanu in everything else he's been in. Just not this one.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fair, but still…Gary Oldman is fucking fantastic in everything he does.

Also, don’t love how some adaptations have Mina as a Scarlett-at-the-picnic flirtatious socialite with 3 suitors who coddle the fuck out of her, but meh

In the book that was Lucy. BookMina was unshakable in her love for Jonathan.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

In the book that was Lucy. BookMina was unshakable in her love for Jonathan.

Ugh…yes, meant Lucy. That’s what I get for trying to put thoughts into words like 10 mins after waking up

 

[y=mx+b]

I am thinking how I want to tie a woman to a chair, put a pillowcase over her head, cut her clothes off with a knife, and finger her while choking her through the pillow case.*







*consensually of course.

 

[Cat]

I am thinking how I want to tie a woman to a chair, put a pillowcase over her head, cut her clothes off with a knife, and finger her while choking her through the pillow case.*







*consensually of course.

And that was rather... Uhm... Heartbeat skipping! In the good way.

 

[FreckledSprite]

If you removed the “R” from the second word of my username, my username would still check out

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I am thinking how I want to tie a woman to a chair, put a pillowcase over her head, cut her clothes off with a knife, and finger her while choking her through the pillow case.*







*consensually of course.

*gulps*

 

[AuntieDisco]

I want sushi but it kinda dulls to whatever this guy is having

I am thinking how I want to tie a woman to a chair, put a pillowcase over her head, cut her clothes off with a knife, and finger her while choking her through the pillow case.*







*consensually of course.

 

[ericalauren]

When I got home from running errands, I didn't see my parrot in her cage. I was freaking out! It turns out that she escaped her cage and climbed up the stairs and into my closet. Phew! I'm grateful that she is alright.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I might have found religion...

 

[Playwithmee]

Wish my wife would cheat on me! At least it would give us something interesting to talk about

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I might have found religion...

Gimme that...old time religion...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I might have found religion...

Find yourself moaning "oh God, oh God?"

 

[Playwithmee]

Ready for spring says and fucking outdoors

 

[ShaneoD]

That erection earlier probably cost me about two hours of productivity (yes, I can tell myself that)

 

[Playwithmee]

That erection earlier probably cost me about two hours of productivity (yes, I can tell myself that)

I’m always much more focused and productive after cumming.

 

[ericalauren]

Never trust a meme that says “birth canal” instead of vagina.