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Your penis needs a hat too?
What is the purpose of having an invisible jet plane?
What is the purpose of having an invisible jet plane?
That makes sense. I would definitely bang Wonder Woman while flying in her invisible jet.It allows you to kill two birds with one stone. You can fulfill your exhibitionist needs while being in the mile high club.
What really sucks is if you lose the keys to the invisible jet. You’ll never find them.
Innocent, a company who sell bottled smoothies over here, used to sell the smaller bottles wearing little hats on them, and I thought it would be amusing to take a photo of my penis wearing one.
Hey, why are you all looking at me strangely?
Finally I have an answer. I just didn’t know WW was an exhibitionist.
Either someone found the above hilarious and thinks I'm the next Tommy Cooper, and so followed me because of that, or I've just picked up a scammer-follower![]()
I've written, but haven't dared publish it yet for fear of the horned up ladies of Lit who would beat my door down. Or because I feel it could at least use the eyes of an editor over it first.
Save the planet. Stay comfy.Forgot to turn the heat up when I passed the thermostat in the hall. Should I get out from under the blankets to fix that, or just stay cozy with my book?
I say that a lot about people in parking lots. They don't walk by the cars, they're in the middle of the lane, sauntering like it's their living room.If you're in a public place, and someone has to crab-walk sideways to get by you, you are in the way and need to move your ass. It is not your living room.
GHAAH! I hate that, too! But I think that's why God invented bumpers.I say that a lot about people in parking lots. They don't walk by the cars, they're in the middle of the lane, sauntering like it's their living room.![]()
Maybe because omnipresent is pronounced differently?I pronounce omnipotent correctly when speaking aloud, but my brain still says om-ni-potent....why?