What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Thinking someone delivered their cold to me by mistake. If you could please come and collect it I'd appreciate it as I've already had one this month 🤧😴
 
It allows you to kill two birds with one stone. You can fulfill your exhibitionist needs while being in the mile high club.

What really sucks is if you lose the keys to the invisible jet. You’ll never find them.
That makes sense. I would definitely bang Wonder Woman while flying in her invisible jet.

Finally I have an answer. I just didn’t know WW was an exhibitionist.
 
Innocent, a company who sell bottled smoothies over here, used to sell the smaller bottles wearing little hats on them, and I thought it would be amusing to take a photo of my penis wearing one.

Hey, why are you all looking at me strangely?

Haha. But who did you send that picture to?
 
Either someone found the above hilarious and thinks I'm the next Tommy Cooper, and so followed me because of that, or I've just picked up a scammer-follower :rolleyes:

If you are a writer on the story section of Literotica, it seems like there are a lot of scammer followers out there.
 
I've written, but haven't dared publish it yet for fear of the horned up ladies of Lit who would beat my door down. Or because I feel it could at least use the eyes of an editor over it first.

Get an editor and publish it. They do have volunteer editors on the site.
 
Forgot to turn the heat up when I passed the thermostat in the hall. Should I get out from under the blankets to fix that, or just stay cozy with my book?
 
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