MrMakersMark
Chem FanDango
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Nothing in 2025 need make me laugh again and I will ok because I've just seen this.
	
		
	
				
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How have you made it up to me?
More coffee, less drugs....I just had an idea that's so crazy it just might work. So, I just took the last swig from my coffee and got a bunch of grounds that had snuck out of the filter. It gave me the idea for coffee pouches that you just stick between your cheek and gums, like the chewing tobacco pouches. You just keep it in and get a little drizzle of coffee flavor for an hour or so. I'd call them Little Joe's.
And I think I need another cup of coffee now.
I fear the incidence of mistimed fireballs.I'm not waiting for technology to catch up to all the movies set at this time and before... I'm waiting for the magic to settle back into the earth so I can cast all the D&D spells I've always wanted to be real. Am I only the one?
She doesn't need fireballs... that's what flame throwers and hair spray is forI fear the incidence of mistimed fireballs.
This sounds like the voice of experience….She doesn't need fireballs... that's what flame throwers and hair spray is for
That's why we use Delayed FireballI fear the incidence of mistimed fireballs.

Oh, so trueShe doesn't need fireballs... that's what flame throwers and hair spray is for

I can neither confirm nor denyThis sounds like the voice of experience….

https://www.getgrinds.com/collections/flavorsI just had an idea that's so crazy it just might work. So, I just took the last swig from my coffee and got a bunch of grounds that had snuck out of the filter. It gave me the idea for coffee pouches that you just stick between your cheek and gums, like the chewing tobacco pouches. You just keep it in and get a little drizzle of coffee flavor for an hour or so. I'd call them Little Joe's.
And I think I need another cup of coffee now.
Figures.
 And I was just looking at meme coins to invest all my new millions in...
 And I was just looking at meme coins to invest all my new millions in...Are you training for something? Like another extensive hike, or perhaps an intense weekend of wrestling?Not a bad workout today… sort the next session

Cause my nose isn't there to warm you upWhy is it so cold in here?
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZmE2Znp3dGdmY2UwMTVseDJmcHJ6ZGtmaTdsdG10ZjRhbXZuNTJydiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/140BQZMYDNbN5K/giphy.gifLets start with cantrips: Prestidigitation (obvs), Druidcraft (helpful), Minor Illusion (fun)
Spells: Healing Word (I'm clumsy), Create/Destroy water (just seems helpful), Dissonant Whispers (for when im feeling extra bratty), Transport Via Plants (I think it's more fun than straight teleportation), Knock (i lose my keys sometimes)
Honestly... the list goes on
I tried that at one point with tea bags. Less than optimal.I just had an idea that's so crazy it just might work. So, I just took the last swig from my coffee and got a bunch of grounds that had snuck out of the filter. It gave me the idea for coffee pouches that you just stick between your cheek and gums, like the chewing tobacco pouches. You just keep it in and get a little drizzle of coffee flavor for an hour or so. I'd call them Little Joe's.
And I think I need another cup of coffee now.
Chocolate-covered coffee beans are absolutely treacherous. Never gotten so hopped up so quickly in my life. It actually says on the package not to have more than two or three at a time. Like I've got that kind of restraint.I tried that at one point with tea bags. Less than optimal.
I just eat the coffee beans straight.

I've moved past the chocolate covered one and just chomp on the regular ones. Not all the time, but not never either.Chocolate-covered coffee beans are absolutely treacherous. Never gotten so hopped up so quickly in my life. It actually says on the package not to have more than two or three at a time. Like I've got that kind of restraint.
Only two or three?!?!?!?! Who stops at two or three?!?!?!?Chocolate-covered coffee beans are absolutely treacherous. Never gotten so hopped up so quickly in my life. It actually says on the package not to have more than two or three at a time. Like I've got that kind of restraint.
My kinda manI've moved past the chocolate covered one and just chomp on the regular ones. Not all the time, but not never either.

Only two or three?!?!?!?! Who stops at two or three?!?!?!?
My kinda man
I know, right? It's like the serving size on a package of ice cream is half a cup. Who has ever had half a cup of ice cream?Only two or three?!?!?!?! Who stops at two or three?!?!?!?