Sammysub07
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Now I’m really in for it. My Legs are getting jumpy and I can’t take my pants off yet because I’m waiting for this delivery! 

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What exactly are you planning on doing with that bottle of wine?Now I’m really in for it. My Legs are getting jumpy and I can’t take my pants off yet because I’m waiting for this delivery!![]()
Drink to relax and forgetWhat exactly are you planning on doing with that bottle of wine?![]()
How else would you have ever seen a fire breathing dragon mount a dark elf?I should not have clicked on that link..![]()
Probably a different one... the link I clicked made meHow else would you have ever seen a fire breathing dragon mount a dark elf?
Or did you get a different link than I did?
The dark elf made the same faces.Probably a different one... the link I clicked made meand
at the same time...
That might explain your pms.The part of me that is drinking dark liquor, listening to music, and unsuccessfully flirting with lit’s least trusting women seems to be in stark contrast with the other part of me — that just took melatonin and knows he has a grocery pickup between 8:00am and 8:30am tomorrow.
My responsible side is getting the shit kicked out of him by a buzz, a vibe, and a challenge.
Hello therePretty sure my bio isn't a come hither.
Lord help me…I’m so stuck in life right now lol.
He kinda reminds me of my therapist
I am pulling for you. Bravery and stupidity are closely entwined, and that should be celebrated.The part of me that is drinking dark liquor, listening to music, and unsuccessfully flirting with lit’s least trusting women seems to be in stark contrast with the other part of me — that just took melatonin and knows he has a grocery pickup between 8:00am and 8:30am tomorrow.
My responsible side is getting the shit kicked out of him by a buzz, a vibe, and a challenge.
No, you just need a hard slap in the ass, to get you movingLord help me…I’m so stuck in life right now lol.
Well, it wouldn't have me breaking out the wine and roses, but I am a coward. But someone who is turned on by a challenge? Oh, your bio is catnip.Pretty sure my bio isn't a come hither.
Oh holy cats and catsup, I love that sketch!
Behind every strong wall is a gentle heartWell, it wouldn't have me breaking out the wine and roses, but I am a coward. But someone who is turned on by a challenge? Oh, your bio is catnip.