What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

The part of me that is drinking dark liquor, listening to music, and unsuccessfully flirting with lit’s least trusting women seems to be in stark contrast with the other part of me — that just took melatonin and knows he has a grocery pickup between 8:00am and 8:30am tomorrow.

My responsible side is getting the shit kicked out of him by a buzz, a vibe, and a challenge.
 
The part of me that is drinking dark liquor, listening to music, and unsuccessfully flirting with lit’s least trusting women seems to be in stark contrast with the other part of me — that just took melatonin and knows he has a grocery pickup between 8:00am and 8:30am tomorrow.

My responsible side is getting the shit kicked out of him by a buzz, a vibe, and a challenge.
That might explain your pms.
 
The part of me that is drinking dark liquor, listening to music, and unsuccessfully flirting with lit’s least trusting women seems to be in stark contrast with the other part of me — that just took melatonin and knows he has a grocery pickup between 8:00am and 8:30am tomorrow.

My responsible side is getting the shit kicked out of him by a buzz, a vibe, and a challenge.
I am pulling for you. Bravery and stupidity are closely entwined, and that should be celebrated.
 
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